Definitions by Eaton Holgoode
Whack Happy
Those few euphoric, highly pleasurable moments one feels right after busting a big nut from whacking off. Typically lasts until one has to wipe up the jizz.
Whack Happy by Eaton Holgoode February 15, 2018
Tennessee Titty Twister
The same grabbing and wrenching of an individual’s nipples as in a Texas Titty Twister except the Tennessee twister is strictly limited to grabbing and wrenching the nipples of a female family member.
I gave my sister a Tennessee Titty Twister last night. She got some big ol’ nips.
My uncle just reached around me and gave me a Tennessee Titty Twister.
My uncle just reached around me and gave me a Tennessee Titty Twister.
Tennessee Titty Twister by Eaton Holgoode February 15, 2018
Purse Nuggets
A male that is pussy whipped or brow beat into submissive manhood by a female. Perceived to be as if his little man nuggets are being toted around in her purse and must receive permission just to get them out.
Hey Carl. Can you go out for a few beers tonight with the guys? Geeez I don’t know. I’ll have to talk to Rachel. You do that you fucking purse nuggets.
Purse Nuggets by Eaton Holgoode February 15, 2018
Creme Cup
When a dude jerks off and rubs out his nut creme with one hand and and busts his hot load in the other hand which is held in a cup like shape.
What is done with the nut creme thereafter is purely and individual preference.
For example, one might enjoy eating their own nut. One might enjoy slapping their girl across the face with their creme cup. Or it may simply facilitate a quick jerk and easy clean up. The possibilities are endless.
What is done with the nut creme thereafter is purely and individual preference.
For example, one might enjoy eating their own nut. One might enjoy slapping their girl across the face with their creme cup. Or it may simply facilitate a quick jerk and easy clean up. The possibilities are endless.
Rachel wouldn’t give up the pussy last night so did a little creme cup and well.....she had to go wash her chin off when I was done.
Tony was so horny at work from doing nothing but watching internet porn he did a creme cup right at his desk.
My roommate is a sick fucker. He eats his own creme cups. I know. I watch him do it every night. Really? And he’s the sick fucker?
Tony was so horny at work from doing nothing but watching internet porn he did a creme cup right at his desk.
My roommate is a sick fucker. He eats his own creme cups. I know. I watch him do it every night. Really? And he’s the sick fucker?
Creme Cup by Eaton Holgoode February 15, 2018
Scar Face Plunge
When you are hitting that pussy good and hard from behind then withdraw stroke and quickly yell “Say hello to my little friend!” and plunge your rigid knob deep into her booty hole. Makes for a very violent and climactic scene.
Scar Face Plunge by Eaton Holgoode February 15, 2018
Flickery
I’ve been rubbing my pussy since I was a teen. I really know my flickery.
No one knows flickery like another woman.
My boyfriend is great at flickery. He has to be cause his penis is so small.
No one knows flickery like another woman.
My boyfriend is great at flickery. He has to be cause his penis is so small.
Flickery by Eaton Holgoode February 15, 2018
Mexican Water Drops
Pure liquid, burning, explosive diarrhea.
Induced from poor dietary choices, booze benders or actually consuming Mexican tap water while on vacation in Cancun.
Induced from poor dietary choices, booze benders or actually consuming Mexican tap water while on vacation in Cancun.
How was your vacation to Mexico? Great until the Mexican water drops hit. I spent half the week on the shitter.
Partying till 2 am and late night Taco Bell is guaranteed Mexican water drops.
Partying till 2 am and late night Taco Bell is guaranteed Mexican water drops.
Mexican Water Drops by Eaton Holgoode February 15, 2018