Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Instaspank

Pounding your meat to random Instagram pics.

I couldn’t find any porn that was working for me today so I decided to instaspank instead.

When I’m at work I just instaspank. I can’t look for porn on the company network.

Instaspank by Eaton Holgoode April 1, 2018

Dropping Potatoes

Taking a shit. Taking a dump. Pinching a loaf.

I could tell my mom was dropping potatoes when she called me on the phone to find out when I needed to be picked up.

Dropping Potatoes by Eaton Holgoode March 15, 2018

Busted Cheese 

Rank as nasty farts. Vile, putrid, rotting carcass kinda stank.

Alright mutha fuckers who busted cheese? Nasty ass.

I just busted cheese in here so watch out. It’s thick.

This car reeks of busted cheese. So gross.

Busted Cheese by Eaton Holgoode March 12, 2018

Lapsing 

Short for when you have had your ass fucked so hard or you’ve pounded someone’s ass so relentlessly that the anus is prolapsing.

I can’t do anything today after last night. I’m lapsing.

I need to get to the doctor. I’m lapsing.

I left her laying on the bed lapsing.

Lapsing by Eaton Holgoode March 12, 2018

Scotch Bottom 

A horrendous hangover from consuming copious amounts of scotch that results in one sitting on the shitter throughout the next day with explosive ass and one sore and tender bung hole.

That bottle of Walker was great going down last night but it has left me useless today with the worst scotch bottom.

Scotch Bottom by Eaton Holgoode March 12, 2018

Fudge Vein 

The anus. The bung hole. The arse. The rectum.

I drilled deep in her fudge vein.

Her fudge vein was a little dirty.

My fudge vein is sore today. I took it long and hard.

Fudge Vein by Eaton Holgoode March 12, 2018

Bunghole Rodeo 

Anal sex with as many different partners as possible in a specific period of time.

That party last night was awesome. It was a bunghole rodeo. I banged three chicks in a row.

My ass is a bit sore today. I don’t remember much after passing out. But pretty sure that I was a participant in a bunghole rodeo.

Bunghole Rodeo by Eaton Holgoode March 12, 2018