Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Roped Her Up 

Unloading copious ropes of hot, man jizz all over ya girl. Busting ropes of nut all over.

I left that slut’s house this morning with a cup of coffee after I roped her up.

Your mom begged me so I roped her up last night after you went to bed.

Roped Her Up by Eaton Holgoode May 3, 2018

Brewing a Bubbler 

That impending, wet, explosive hangover shit. The gut churns, growles and sloshes whilst brewing up the inevitable release. More than one bubbler is very common. Tends to leave the oring sore, tender and burning.

I partied way to hard last night. I’m brewing a bubbler right now.

I don’t feel well. I’m brewing a bubbler.

I was brewing a bubbler and didn’t quite make it. Now I got a little trouser pudding.

Brewing a Bubbler by Eaton Holgoode May 3, 2018

Palette Cleaner 

Oral sex performed by quickly licking and tongue punching the vagina and anus alternating back and forth at a non-stop, feverish pace.

Rachel loves it when I do the palette cleaner on her.

I love the sweet and yet tangy flavors of the palette cleaner. The thot I hooked up last night had a little swamp ass.

Palette Cleaner by Eaton Holgoode May 3, 2018

Worm Charmer 

When your partner gives your limp, flaccid penis a vigorous wank or blow job to get it stiff and rigid for coitus.

Rachel gave me a worm charmer then rode me cowgirl.

Worm Charmer by Eaton Holgoode May 3, 2018

Ol’ Uh-Uh 

What you hear when you start to stick you penis or your finger into your girl’s anus during foreplay or coitus and she gonna have none a that in her no no zone.

I was dick n deep in Rachel last night so I slipped my finger around and started to diddle her booty hole and got the ol’ uh-uh.

Braaaaahhh. I was dickin your sister doggy last night and started tapping my cock on her winker and got the ol’ uh-uh.

Ol’ Uh-Uh by Eaton Holgoode May 3, 2018

Nub Oil

Any form of lubricant used for masturbation.

The nub oil is in the nightstand. Hand it to me please. I need to rub one out.

I’m out of nub oil. I’ll have have to flick my bean dry tonight.

Nub Oil by Eaton Holgoode May 3, 2018

Nut Locked 

Unable to bust a nut. Such reasons may include, but are not limited to, impotence, blue balls, edging or orgasm deprivation. May also occur due to high frequency of repetitive wank sessions that the nuts are spent and unable to keep up and only able to dry nut.

I edged myself all night last night and in the end I got nut locked.

That ho cock teased me all night and I got nut locked.

Nut Locked by Eaton Holgoode May 3, 2018