Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Squirt’n Dirt 

The shits. Explosive shits no less. Massive diarrhea.

I don’t know what I ate but something made me start squirt’n dirt. It hasn’t stopped.

What is that funk ass smell down here? My uncle just left the shitter. He was squirt’n dirt.

I was in the stall taking a relaxing, quiet shit when some dude rushed in, mumbling help me, dropped trou and started squirt’n dirt.

Squirt’n Dirt by Eaton Holgoode November 27, 2018

Yukon Jacked 

When a dirty prostitute or meth whore whips your dick out at the bus stop on a blistering cold winter day and gives you a vigorous down n dirty hand job for $5.

I was waiting for the downtown express the other morning when I got Yukon jacked. It was freezing but her hand was really warm. I think she was tripping.

Yukon Jacked by Eaton Holgoode November 27, 2018

Squeeze n’ Grease 

Absolutely sloppy, wet sounding flatulence. It’s loud, beefy and sounds of splattering liquid.

My secretary walked in my office just as I was squeeze n’ grease. She didn’t know whether to be impressed or repulsed.

I think those prawns were a bit off. I’ve been squeeze n’ grease all day.

Squeeze n’ Grease by Eaton Holgoode November 27, 2018

Deli at the Y

A meaty pussy. A chick with extra meaty pussy lips. Thick vertical bacon.

Rachel is coming over. I’ll be eating at the deli at the y tonight.

Deli at the Y by Eaton Holgoode November 27, 2018

Droppin’ Charlie Brown 

When you drop a big shit full of peanuts.

I downed a whole bag of roasted peanuts at the ball game last night. Needless to say I’m been droppin’ Charlie Brown all day today.

Droppin’ Charlie Brown by Eaton Holgoode November 27, 2018

Cognitive Burden 

Dealing with people that are just plain stupid and no amount of explaination, education or training will ever help them.

Dealing with my co-workers is such a cognitive burden.

I hate working in customer service. It’s a real cognitive burden.

Cognitive Burden by Eaton Holgoode November 27, 2018

Rectal Extracation 

Dropping a massive shit.

I just had a rectal extracation. It was big I didn’t flush it for fear it would clog the pipes.

Rectal Extracation by Eaton Holgoode November 27, 2018