Definitions by Eaton Holgoode
Grandma's Rose Garden
Where's grandpa?
Not sure. He said he was going to tend to Grandma's Rose Garden.
I'm going to throw up.
Not sure. He said he was going to tend to Grandma's Rose Garden.
I'm going to throw up.
Grandma's Rose Garden by Eaton Holgoode February 22, 2017
Grunt Fruit
Grunt Fruit by Eaton Holgoode February 22, 2017
Hatch One
Ladies and gentlemen, if you will pardon me for just a few moments. I need to hatch one and will be back in about five.
Hatch One by Eaton Holgoode February 22, 2017
Spicer Tannins
Complete oral diarrhea spewed constantly to no end. Generally leaves a bitter taste on anyone's palette.
Spicer Tannins by Eaton Holgoode February 22, 2017
Coach Milo
That moment when you are alone in the locker room and the coach harnesses you by your jock's straps, pins you against the locker and probes your ass beyond his middle digit's second knuckle.
Quarterback: Your game has progressed significantly this year.
Receiver: Thanks to Coach Milo, my focus is strong. Our penetration is deeper than ever.
Quarterback: I remember getting to the third knuckle before I started to excel.
Receiver: Thanks to Coach Milo, my focus is strong. Our penetration is deeper than ever.
Quarterback: I remember getting to the third knuckle before I started to excel.
Coach Milo by Eaton Holgoode February 21, 2017
Lemon Rim
Licking someone's booty hole before checking for cleanliness leaving your lips and mouth puckered like you just sucked a lemon. That booty is just a little too tangy.
Dan had dreamed of one day eating his cousin's ass. When that day finally came at the family reunion, he dove in that booty only to get lemon rimmed.
Lemon Rim by Eaton Holgoode February 21, 2017
Afghan Handy
When your girlfriend pulls your grandma's afghan (the crocheted wrap that's thrown over the back of the couch) over your lap and gives you a smooth, loving tug job during movie night.
Afghan Handy by Eaton Holgoode February 21, 2017