Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Dry Clam

A female vagina unable to self-lubricate naturally.

Mary has a dry clam. There's no smackin that till you get the KY jelly.

Dry Clam by Eaton Holgoode March 10, 2017

Ironclad Nads 

A dude with a ballsack that's so tight, so taut, it's like a stretched piece of leather. It never hangs and almost appears as if there is no scrotum at all. When seen in porn, one asks "Where's that dude's sack? Ewwwww!"

What's with Roger's man sack? It's like he has a cock only. He's got ironclad nads brooohhh. Those nuts are always taut.

Ironclad Nads by Eaton Holgoode March 10, 2017

Rainbow Rimming 

Inserting a handful of Skittles candy into your anus followed by your girl tossing that salad and rimming your ass good. With each swipe of her velvety tongue, you push a Skittle, or two, into her hungry mouth and say "Taste the rainbow bitch!"

Sorry I'm late. Had to stop by the drug store.

Need a prescription?

No. A bag of Skittles. Renee is doing a little Rainbow Rimming tonight.

Ahhhhh. She tastes the rainbow!

Rainbow Rimming by Eaton Holgoode March 10, 2017

Fetted 

The most vile and heinous of odors. A rancid, putrid, retch inducing stench.

WTF is that smell? It's like someone shit a garbage can full of rotting oysters.

I just gassed braaaahhh.

Dude!!! That's fetted!

Fetted by Eaton Holgoode March 10, 2017

Bung Mouth 

Rancid bad breath. An orally residing demonic entity rooted in halitosis. A condition whereby your stank ass mouth and your vile ripe ass smell the same.

Dude go use some mouthwash now. You got fucking bung mouth.

Bung Mouth by Eaton Holgoode March 10, 2017

Water Bottom 

To suffer from severe diarrhea, the hershey squirts. Nothing but liquid shit sprays from your body in assplosion after gut wrenching assplosion.

Im going to have to go home braaaaahhh. I got water bottom today from bad oysters last night. I'm leaking in my grunders.

Water Bottom by Eaton Holgoode March 10, 2017

Shaved Peach 

A smooth, bald pussy. Absolutely succulent.

I dribbled off her panties for the first time to discover the most beautiful, juicy shaved peach.

Shaved Peach by Eaton Holgoode March 10, 2017