Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Game Balls 

A vile, odiferous condition of the male scrotum. The ball sack, from a combination of sweat, heat and general uncleanliness take on a rank, gamey smell. Often ripe and cheesy.

Holy shite beaaaahhh. I just gave my sack a scratch. Now my fingers smell like game balls.

Game Balls by Eaton Holgoode April 14, 2017

Mop Cunt

An extremely hairy pussy that, when wet, looks like a old saggy sloppy wet janitor's mop head.

Braaaaaahh. I pulled down them panties and whohhh! I was staring at a mop cunt.

Mop Cunt by Eaton Holgoode April 13, 2017

Whoreing 

Availaling onself for sexual activity. Regardless or partner, time, place or sexual act, one who is whoreing does it all.

Braaaaaahhh. Is your mom home or is she out whoreing again?

Whoreing by Eaton Holgoode April 13, 2017

Red Ring 

That wonderful scarlet tinted color of the anal sphincter created after a spirited round of anal sex or anal fisting. Typically requires gaping for the true ambiance of the red ring to come through.

Rachel was left in bed with her ass up sporting a beautiful red ring after Carl left her satisfied and gaping.

Red Ring by Eaton Holgoode April 13, 2017

Bulbers 

Male testicles. Balls. Gonads.

That slut was slobbering all over my bulbers last night.

I got punched in the bulbers.

Hey braaaaahhh. If your looking for your mom she's working over my bulbers.

Bulbers by Eaton Holgoode April 13, 2017

Jelly Pussy 

When a girl's pussy lips are so fat and puffy that they flop around and wiggle like jelly. May be a naturally meaty puss or extremely engorged from the use of a pussy pump.

That girl had to have used a pussy pump. Them lips were so fat she had the jelly pussy.

Jelly Pussy by Eaton Holgoode April 13, 2017

Paddle Hand 

An individual's preferred and dominant hand used for male or female masturbation.

My left hand is my paddle hand.

Hey braaaahhh. How's your mom's paddle hand.

Carl can't beat off for a while cause he broke his paddle hand.

Paddle Hand by Eaton Holgoode April 13, 2017