Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Tang Nuts 

When you get a little poontang from a chick with a wet, but smelly, puss and the smell lingers on your ball sack for days. Usually discovered inadvertently by scratching one’s sack after the dirty deed.

Whew nasty. Smell my fingers. What the hell is that? Muh tang nuts braaaahhh.

Rachel’s nasty gash gave me tang nuts.

Tang Nuts by Eaton Holgoode January 24, 2018

Boston Bottom 

One cum filled, heavily dripping, cream pied anus. Gang bang deposits a plus.

I gave Rachel an old fashioned Boston Bottom last night.

We pulled a train on Pati last night. She passed out with a Boston Bottom.

Boston Bottom by Eaton Holgoode January 24, 2018

Bulb Job 

While giving you sloppy wet head, your girl grasps your scrotum and twists it around repeatedly likes she holding and installing a light bulb. Once the scrotum is to the point of tightness and inability to twist the balls any further, she releases the sack and it spins back to its normal saggy, dangly position. Repeat as desired.

My balls are so sore today. Rachel gave me the best bulb Job last night.

Bulb Job by Eaton Holgoode January 24, 2018

Wring My Gooseneck 

A colloquial way to reference an old fashioned tug job on a flaccid penis until it becomes engorged and busts a heavy cum rope.

Rachel’s going to wring my goose neck tonight. I can’t wait to get home. Gonna rope her up good. Muh ballz are full.

You mum said she would wring my gooseneck tonight as soon as you are asleep. Go to bed braaahhhhh!!!

Wring My Gooseneck by Eaton Holgoode January 24, 2018

Skinning the Chicken 

Sheathing up the penis. Putting on a condom.

I suggest you be skinning the chicken before you do Rachel. Between the gonorrhea, diarrhea and pyorrhea, she is one used set of dirty holes braaaahhhh!!!

Skinning the Chicken by Eaton Holgoode January 24, 2018

Set of Dirty Holes 

A filthy slut. A dirty whore. A nasty Prostitute. A THOT. A loose skank.

Rachel is a set of dirty holes.

I plugged that set of dirty holes like it was her first time.

She’s a set of dirty holes but I needed to nut so who better.

Set of Dirty Holes by Eaton Holgoode January 24, 2018

Buffalo Milk 

The squirting ejaculate of an extremely obese female. Usually expelled in copious, sheet and carpet soaking amounts.

I took that fat chick home last night and banged her so hard she soaked my bed in Buffalo milk.

She squatted her big fat meat curtains over my face and flicked her bean until she unleashed her buffalo milk all over my face.

Buffalo Milk by Eaton Holgoode January 24, 2018