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by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2016
Get the Mustard Gut mug.Vienna Fingers is the sexual act of female receiving a fingerbang from a male or female partner. The hallmark of Vienna Fingers is that the fingerbanging is performed by someone of Austrian descent.
Susie finally hooked up with the new exchange student at her school from Vienna, Austria. After a few dates, she finally let him give her the Vienna Fingers.
by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2014
Get the Vienna Fingers mug.A fat, girthy, engorged penis that is consticted by a cock ring, band or other device turning the knob a deep, dark shade of red.
Roger turned on the porn and grabbed his lube for a quick wank after he had donned his cock ring and stiffened up a lobster roll.
by Eaton Holgoode December 11, 2015
Get the Lobster Roll mug.An individual with extremely fat, round fingers. Like little pork loins. Typically disproportional in size to the hand itself.
I know Roger has freakish hands with those pork fingers. But I let him finger my bum last night and I must say that felt great and the girth did leave me with a gape.
by Eaton Holgoode April 25, 2017
Get the Pork Fingers mug.A ripe smelling bunghole. Typically smelling of picked onions which is a general amalgam created by Gusset Vinegar and Moose Jelly.
Dan: Dude WTF is that smell? Smells like someone just shit a jar of pickled onions.
Bob: That's my Bungion you smell Braahhhhh! Just worked out and guess I didn't wipe too good earlier.
Dan: You need to shower Broooohh. I'm gagging on that ripe.
Bob: That's my Bungion you smell Braahhhhh! Just worked out and guess I didn't wipe too good earlier.
Dan: You need to shower Broooohh. I'm gagging on that ripe.
by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2015
Get the Bungion mug.I shoved two fingers in her clamembert last night. Like liquid velvet down there.
Rachel’s shaved box is a fine serving if exquisite clamembert if I must say.
Rachel’s shaved box is a fine serving if exquisite clamembert if I must say.
by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019
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