Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Beat Deep 

A vigorous, deep dicking and gut rearrangement.

Man I sent that chick home beat deep.

I got beat deep last night. My asshole is raw.

My uncle took be downstairs to play pool and the next thing I know my shirts up, I’m bent over the corner pocket and I’m getting beat deep.

Beat Deep by Eaton Holgoode November 2, 2020

Eggs Danny Thomas with Ham 

When the hooker you hired gives you an old fashioned Eggs Danny Thomas but enhances the experience by giving you a little pressed ham on that glass table top before taking your money and leaving you feeling empty and remorseful.

I can't believe that nasty hooker dropped me an Eggs Danny Thomas with Ham then took my $50. I never even got a nut. I am such a f***ing loser.

Eggs Danny Thomas with Ham by Eaton Holgoode August 1, 2019

Popped Clam 

A gaping pussy. Typically, post coitus with an endowed partner or large sexual device. May also pop the clam from fisting.

Rachel got out her hand mirror to look at her gaping popped Clam after Tyrone beat her guts for over an hour.

Popped Clam by Eaton Holgoode March 5, 2019

Twat Leak 

1. The post coital leaking of remnant semen from the twat. No matter how good the clean up is, there’s still a period of twat leak at some point. A condition that has plagued females for centuries.

2. An insult to anyone being and acting like a total twat.

I had morning sex today. Even though I thought I got all his nut out, I started to twat leak during my lunch break.

Stop crying about your pathetic life and do something about it you twat leak.

Twat Leak by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019

Go Gillette 

To go shave one’s body hair.

Bish ya pussy too damn hairy, go Gillette.

I need to go Gillette before my date tonight.

My ballsack is screaming go Gillette.

Go Gillette by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019

Can the Corn 

To have anal sex. To pillage one’s corn chute with the penis or a sexual device.

Rachel was begging me to can the corn so I went to pound town on dat ass.

I hooked up with a guy last night and well.......he decided to can the corn.

Can the Corn by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019

Squirrelin’ a Nut

When a dude intentionally builds up as much semen aka nut as possible and refuses to ejaculate until the right time and perhaps all over the right person with a copious amount of man goo.

I haven’t wanked for over three weeks. I’ve been squirrelin’ a nut. Rachel’s coming over later and she’s about to get a facial like never before. My sack is so nut heavy it’ll be like a one man bukkake.

I finally blew after squirrelin’ a nut for two weeks. I think I clogged the shower drain.

Squirrelin’ a Nut by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019