Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Hofession

When a slut finally confesses to being an absolute whore and embraces her cock loving lifestyle.

It was long overdue but Rachel finally have a hofession last night and is now embracing her inner slut.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

Lemon Skeet

When you bust a nut (skeet) so hard as you jizz your face looks like you are sucking on a mouthful of lemons.

Roger did a lemon skeet last night.

I was watching myself fap in the mirror. I couldn’t believe I did a lemon skeet.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

Musty Basement

A mungy, sweaty, dirty ass and bunghole.

Baby go wash dat ass. You gots a musty basement. Stank ass bitch.

by Eaton Holgoode April 23, 2015

Wet Slug

A wet, ejaculate covered flaccid penis, post sexual intercourse.

Roger's girlfriend continued to pull on his wet slug but he was spent and couldn't get it hard again.

by Eaton Holgoode March 9, 2017

Winter Onions

Winter Onions are a set of balls that are shriveled in a taut scrotum. Primarily due to the cold.

The opposite of Summer Onions which are a saggy, dangly, sweaty set of balls. Primarily due to heat.

My winter onions are like a tanned piece of leather. It’s cold. I’ve never felt them so taut.

by Eaton Holgoode May 23, 2018

Happy Wipe

The cloth, towel, rag, tissue or even a sock that is used to wipe up post coitus or masturbation cum and love juices. Generally kept in the nightstand or under the bed.

Pass me the happy wipe from under the bed. I need to wipe your spunk off my face before it dries.

Mom: Why are little Johnny's socks always so stiff?

Sister: Because he's using them as a happy wipe now instead of my panties.

by Eaton Holgoode March 24, 2017

Smoke Hole

A surgically created orifice in the trachea that is most often the result of heavy chain smoking. The stoma, for some people, provides for another available hole for the fucking.

I stuck my penis in Rachel’s smoke hole last night. Bitch couldn’t breath but man it was sure warm and tight.

That prostitute I picked up last night had a smoke hole. For an extra $5 she removed the cover and let me bang that extra fuck hole.

by Eaton Holgoode November 5, 2018