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by Eaton Holgoode March 21, 2017
Get the Velva mug.An early morning dump. That first pinch of the day. May be one’s daily bowel movement or the morning crumpet may also be part of one’s scat play fetish.
I’m so regular. As soon as I get out of bed I pinch my morning crumpet.
I woke Rachel up this morning by dropping my steaming morning crumpet right on her chest. She loved it. She loves an English Breakfast.
I woke Rachel up this morning by dropping my steaming morning crumpet right on her chest. She loved it. She loves an English Breakfast.
by Eaton Holgoode January 20, 2018
Get the Morning Crumpet mug.Post sex pussy stank you just can't wash off your cock no matter how much soap and scrubbing. Takes days to wear off. Typically encountered when fucking hoes and prostitutes. However, your old lady may have stank gash from an infection or just not bathing for several days.
Braaaaahhh what's that smell. Smells like tainted sea bass.
Just my cock and balls yo. Got a little touch of the meat stank from that dirty hoe I plowed last night.
Just my cock and balls yo. Got a little touch of the meat stank from that dirty hoe I plowed last night.
by Eaton Holgoode February 28, 2017
Get the Meat Stank mug.When you are banging her hard missionary position and she reaches around, pulls up your floppy scrotum and stuffs your balls deep into your ass crack.
Rachel gave me the missionary tuck last night. It felt great till i busted my nut and tensed my ass checks. Almost cut my damn nuts off.
by Eaton Holgoode January 8, 2019
Get the Missionary Tuck mug.When you nut one out and lay your man butter rope across her upper lip like a pencil thin mustache.
For a heightened experience, should be performed while singing along to Jimmy Buffett’s Pencil Thin Mustache and nutting at the appropriate time.
For a heightened experience, should be performed while singing along to Jimmy Buffett’s Pencil Thin Mustache and nutting at the appropriate time.
by Eaton Holgoode May 4, 2018
Get the Butterstache mug.The pug faced look your girl has after she comes up for air after eating your ass and well....things aren’t as tidy and clean down there as she might have hoped before embarking upon her venture.
by Eaton Holgoode December 10, 2018
Get the Musky Pug mug.She pulled her panties to the side exposing her pink beef. Dinner served!
She was so horny her pink beef was moist and glistening.
She was so horny her pink beef was moist and glistening.
by Eaton Holgoode November 13, 2018
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