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Paper Minnows are the small fragments of toilet paper that remain near the bottom of the toilet bowl after taking a dump, wiping and flushing. Paper Minnows continue to float and move about the bowl in a fashion similar to Minnows in a lake, pond or fish tank and appear to be small opaque fish.
Dude someone just shat in there. Check out this toilet bowl. Look at all those Paper Minnows floating around down there. Whoa! Looks like one of the fish tanks in the pet department at Wal-Mart.
by Eaton Holgoode June 17, 2009
Get the Paper Minnows mug.The state of being moist in the most delicious sort of way. Can be used to describe anything that is moist including cakes, confections and co-workers.
John enjoyed a slice of home made cake provided to him by his his co-worker, Cindy. While dining on the moist and delicious confection, John asked Cindy, if her cake as moistalicious as she is? Cindy replied, why yes it is. I am very moistalicious just like my cake.
by Eaton Holgoode June 17, 2009
Get the Moistalicious mug.John thought he scored a hot babe and took her home to bang her up good. He was disappointed when she dropped her panties and exposed her Pussy Portico. Damn girl, I could park a car under that over hang.
by Eaton Holgoode June 18, 2009
Get the Pussy Portico mug.The greasy, shiny, filthy condition of a condom after engaging in anal sex with a woman with a dirty ass.
Frank loves having anal sex with his girlfriend Norma. However, he dislikes the Greasy Sausage Casing he gets because of Norma's muddy playing conditions.
by Eaton Holgoode June 19, 2009
Get the Greasy Sausage Casing mug.Is performed by a couple m/m or m/f or f/f. One partner stands while the other partner kneels facing the standing partner's ass. The kneeling partner then grasps the other partner on the sides of their buttocks to restrict their movement. The kneeling partner then places their face in the ass crack of the standing partner during which time they move their head side to side after placing their lips against the ass.
This act is similar to that which was performed by Molly Ringwald in Breakfast Club when she held the lipstick between her breasts and moved her head side to side to cover her lips with lipstick. Thus, the name The Ringwald.
This is the same act as analingus but easier to say in public without drawing attention.
This act is similar to that which was performed by Molly Ringwald in Breakfast Club when she held the lipstick between her breasts and moved her head side to side to cover her lips with lipstick. Thus, the name The Ringwald.
This is the same act as analingus but easier to say in public without drawing attention.
Tony dropped his pants in front of Shelia. Shelia grabbed is buttocks and buried her face in his ass. She moved her lips and face from side to side. When she was done, she looked up, smiled and said to Tony, "Thanks for The Ringwald".
by Eaton Holgoode June 19, 2009
Get the The Ringwald mug.The sphincter, a.k.a. butt hole, when gas or shit or both are blowing out of the ass either due to the need for immediate pressure relief or a necessary bodily function. Use of the Purge Valve may often satisfy both.
Gary went to the all you can eat Chinese Buffet where he consumed a massive amount of beef and broccoli for dinner. A few hours later he was so bloated air began forcefully blowing out of his Purge Valve. He soon felt relief and his pants weren't so tight.
by Eaton Holgoode June 19, 2009
Get the Purge Valve mug.Jorge picked up a hot babe at the local tavern and took her home for a romp in the sack. However, he became overwhelmed with nausea after she disrobed and revealed her Salmon Toupee. Jorge gagged as he ran out the door.
by Eaton Holgoode June 19, 2009
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