An overweight, sexually submissive male. Can be straight or gay. But either way, loves it in the cornhole.
by Eaton Holgoode December 05, 2018
Hot sex between two or more females. May include scissoring, oral, fingering, dildo action and light or rough hand smacking and tugging to stimulate the clitoris.
Dana and her girlfriends love to get together on Saturday night for a little Netflix and Smacking Beans.
by Eaton Holgoode October 12, 2015
A male that has gone an extended period of time (at least two weeks) without having the pleasure of release from an orgasm from sex with a willing partner.
After breaking up with his girlfriend, Gary went almost a month having no luck at getting laid. He finally cured his case of Dry Bag with a good old fashioned wank into his gak towel.
by Eaton Holgoode February 05, 2015
by Eaton Holgoode April 25, 2017
A jebutante (sounds like debutante) is a young woman of an aristocratic or upper-class family who has reached maturity to perform oral sex but will only take in the penile head aka Jeb End. Not yet ready to deep throat or swallow.
by Eaton Holgoode November 10, 2017
The perfect cream pie. Man custard is ejaculated into the orifice of choice (vaginal or anal) then allowed to pour out freely naturally or through force contractions. A proper custard is typically enjoyed orally by the giver or in some cases, by a cuckold partner.
My bill came over last night and filled me full of proper custard and My husband had clean up duty.
I filled Rachel full and watched ooze that wonderful proper custard.
I filled Rachel full and watched ooze that wonderful proper custard.
by Eaton Holgoode May 29, 2018
Grabbing the penile head and intentionally pulling your stiff, hard, rigid cock to the side (left or right, your choice) the releasing it to quickly snap back and slap the cheek, lips or forehead of your girl. Typically done just before she gobbles the knob for a little hot oral. Repeat as desired.
Why is your cheek so read? Frank gave me about a dozen turkey snaps this morning before I sucked him off. That may leave a bruise.
by Eaton Holgoode November 25, 2017