Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Gagisthenics

Throat exercises and gag reflex training performed to reduce or eliminate gagging while sucking and deep throating a hard cock.

My boyfriend makes me practice my gagisthenics while he watches Netflix.

by Eaton Holgoode May 28, 2018

Uncle Jimmy Fingers

When your perverted uncle repeatedly attempts to grope and fondle you at a family get together.

Mom will you please tell Uncle Jimmy Fingers to keep his hands out from under my skirt.

by Eaton Holgoode March 1, 2017

Penicular Homicide

When you absolutely wreck that girl's pussy with the D.

Did a little penicular homicide last night on Rachel. That pooty is wrecked braaahhhh.

by Eaton Holgoode March 24, 2017

Torting

A slang term used by members of the baking community and pastry chefs to describe sexual intercourse of the vagina or anus whereby the size and girth of the male sex partner literally feels like the female is being split in half just like Torting, in baking terms, is the splitting of a single cake in half.

Jannette: How was your date last night with Melvin after you all finshed your kitchen shift?
Renee: I can barely walk today.
Jannette: Why?
Renee: He took me back to his place and we had wild animal sex. He was so engorged that when I let him walk down Mud Avenue I thought he was Torting me.

Jannette: Wow! I know the feeling.

by Eaton Holgoode February 20, 2014

Chin Zest

The ripe smell of your bum hole left on your girls chin.

When your girl lays flat and you straddle her face so she can work and slobber up those balls from below during which time you gingerly zest up her chin as it innocently works its way in and around your bum.

I went to kiss Dana after she slobbered up my balls real good but that chin zest was too much.

by Eaton Holgoode March 20, 2017

Mole Farming

Anal sex with a dirty partner that practices poor hygiene and a full bowel.

Dave picked up a guy at the bar and took him home and ended up mole farming all night.

by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2015

Goproscopy

When you shove a GoPro camera up your partner's ass and broadcast the adventure on social media.

Carl went deep in his wife with a Goproscopy.

by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2016