Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Bald Jimmy

A completely shaved, hairless penile region including a shorn scrotum. Males with a bald jimmy look like a pre-pubescent boy.

Despite appearing to have the genitals of a 10 year old, I love having a bald jimmy. I hate hacking on a hair.

by Eaton Holgoode May 4, 2018

Spicy Taint Musk

When your girl goes down on you and you surprise her with taint musk after several days of no ball washing. She promptly pulls up with a Trump Pucker face like she just sucked a hot, spicy sour pickle.

She didn't care for the spicy taint musk brooohhh. Ya should of seen that pucker.

by Eaton Holgoode March 1, 2017

Clam Hoagie

A fat, meaty vagina with exceptionally large labia that have the appearance of a think, meat stuffed hoagie roll.

Roger's girl has a clam hoagie and she damn near suffocated him when she sat on his face during their recent smother play session.

by Eaton Holgoode December 1, 2015

Ring Poppin’

Flavoring up her booty hole prior to or while eating her ass out by inserting a delicious Ring Pop candy.

Roger was ring poppin’ Me last night with a watermelon ring pop. He said my booty tasted so sweet and tangy.

by Eaton Holgoode June 12, 2018

Clench Job

A painful blow job that is the result of the giver incorporating too much teeth into their bobbing of the knob. This painful teething of the cock causes the male to clench their own teeth and often grimace in pain. However, the male receiving will generally endure the pain because even though it hurts, any sucking of the cock is good.

Carl's girlfriend was so inexperienced at giving head. She kept biting and teething his engorged knob. Despite the pain, he endured her Clench Job because after all, he was getting his cock sucked.

by Eaton Holgoode May 15, 2015

Pound Meat

Reference to male masturbation or to sexual intercourse of the vaginal or anal variety.

My room mate likes to hang in his room and pound meat.

Our son sure takes a long time defecsting. Defecating? He’s not taking a shit. He’s in there to pound meat.

Rachel is coming over for the night and I’m going to pound meat.

by Eaton Holgoode February 6, 2018

Backyard Boxing

Giving your mate a vigorous fisting. Typically involves lubricating both left and right fists and respective forearms then punching both fists into that ass like Floyd Mayweather on a gym punching bag.

After lubing up his fists, Armondo did a little backyard boxing on Sonja's tight little brown winker. By round three, Sonja came with a TKO.

by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2015