To engage in a friendly, playful round of Greco-Roman Wrestling with your Grandfather during which you are pinned to the floor, inadvertently fondled and able to feel his erect penis poking you. Typically result in an immediately yelling of "I give" and no further discussion or wrestling ensues.
Dan: Hey Carl. Want to take a ride with me? I need to run this assisted living brochure over to my Grandpa's house.
Carl: No thanks Braaaaahhhh. I still am scarred from the last time I went with you there. Not this time. No way I am getting the Silver Pin Down again brooooohhh!!
Dan: Oh come one brother!! I can't wrestle him by myself. It's too awkward when Grandma's gone.
Carl: No thanks Braaaaahhhh. I still am scarred from the last time I went with you there. Not this time. No way I am getting the Silver Pin Down again brooooohhh!!
Dan: Oh come one brother!! I can't wrestle him by myself. It's too awkward when Grandma's gone.
by Eaton Holgoode May 19, 2015
Get the Silver Pin Downmug. I beat off with my right hand. My lefty used to just sit bone idle till I made it my nad hand.
Wanking was pretty boring after I broke my nad hand in that accident.
I gave Rachel a little surprise last night and rubbed a little sniff sniff under her nose off my nad hand.
Wanking was pretty boring after I broke my nad hand in that accident.
I gave Rachel a little surprise last night and rubbed a little sniff sniff under her nose off my nad hand.
by Eaton Holgoode February 26, 2018
Get the Nad Handmug. The smell of one's genitals and surrounding area. For the well maintained, this can be a pleasant, intoxicating aroma. For the unkept, it can be a vile, sweaty, offensive stench.
Her pubessence was like a garden of flowers. I buried my face and tongued her delecate petals.
That whore's pubessence was like sour cheese. I gagged. She put the stank in stank finger braaaaahhhh.
That whore's pubessence was like sour cheese. I gagged. She put the stank in stank finger braaaaahhhh.
by Eaton Holgoode April 07, 2017
Get the Pubessencemug. An alternative, less forward way to request a member of the female sex to flash, expose or otherwise display her breasts to you. Ideally, asking a female to show her Olga's would be when she is wearing a zippered shirt, blouse or half shirt. However, any top will suffice. Show Your Olga’s was inspired and coined for use after Russian Speed Skater Olga Graf celebrated after competing to win the bronze medal in the Women's Speed Skating 3,000-meter at the Sochi Winter Olympics in 2014. During her celebration she unzipped her skating outfit but forgot she had no clothing on beneath her extremely tight uniform.
Dude: Whaaaassssuppp! Babe. Lookin good. How bout cha Show Your Olga's!
Chick: Mmmmmm that's so hot. Zipppppppp!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You like?
Dude: Helllzzzz yea! Best set I have seen since Sochi!
Chick: Mmmmmm that's so hot. Zipppppppp!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You like?
Dude: Helllzzzz yea! Best set I have seen since Sochi!
by Eaton Holgoode February 10, 2014
Get the Show Your Olga'smug. When you beat off and your dribbling cum dries and sticks between your index and ring fingers to the adjacent fingers creating the famous, but sticky, V shaped Spock Vulcan Salute.
Roger beat his meat and blew his load. His cum trickled diwn his hand. Rather than wiping them off, he let them dry to create Vulcan Fingers.
by Eaton Holgoode April 25, 2015
Get the Vulcan Fingersmug. To receive head from an elderly female while she is knitting you a sweater or mends the holes in a pair of your socks.
by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2015
Get the Sew and Blowmug. After hitting the booty hole of that filthy prostitute
last night, I had to shower off the chili skin.
last night, I had to shower off the chili skin.
by Eaton Holgoode January 08, 2019
Get the Chili Skinmug.