Rock Quarry

The act of a taking a dehydrated defecation, induced by a high fiber diet, which results in multiple nugget sized pebble turds. These pebble turds sink to the bottom of the stool where they accumulate to form what resembles a rock pile.
Dude, between the alcohol and broccoli my next deuce drop is definitely going to be a rock quarry.
by Eaton Holgoode June 02, 2009
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Dangling Pineapple Pizza

A delicious variant to the traditional Papa Murphy's Stuffed Crust Hawaiian Pizza. The original stuffed crust Hawaiian pizza was renamed to the Dangling Pineapple Pizza in 2014 after a Georgetown, TX Papa Murphy's location worker was discovered adding a little something extra to the original Stuffed Crust Hawaiian by dragging his scrotum across the pizza. It has since become a tradition and enjoyed by many a Texan.
Dude I am starving. Want to grab a pizza and head home?
Yea bro. Let's head to Papa Murphy's and pick one up and take home.
Sweet! I love the stuffed crust Hawaiian.
They don't have that any more bro!
Why not?
Remember the scrotom drag is now added just prior to pick up. It's now the Dangling Pineapple Pizza.

Even better!
by Eaton Holgoode September 17, 2014
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Augering

The act of drilling the cornchute of a ready and willing male or female sexual partner.
Steven: How as your date last night with Rachel Bro!!!!
David: It was hot yo. That girl's crazy!
Steven: How so, Brahhhh?
David: I was Augering her all night. She can't walk today. I left the house an hour ago. She's still in bed.
Steven: Sounds like you camped out in the mud tunnel a little too long yo!
by Eaton Holgoode March 12, 2014
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Satan's Hell Fire

Pure liquid feces blasting wet fire from your brown door with the burn and sting of a thousand bees. All one can do is beg for mercy.
That chicken was tainted. I'm so sick. I'm on the shitter spraying Satan's Hell Fire as we speak.
by Eaton Holgoode March 09, 2017
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Jolly Fingers

When you can smell your girl's sweet juices on your fingers long after finger banging that pussy.
Hey braaaaahhhh. Take a whiff of my jolly fingers.

Broooohhh. Your mom left me with a sweetest jolly fingers last night.
by Eaton Holgoode April 17, 2017
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Rose Briars

Knotted up ass hairs around the rosebud aka the bunghole. Found among the very hairy and/or the unclean.
That flithy prostitute had the worst rose briars.

I need to pluck my rose briars. They are getting full.

Rachel is smoking hot. But you would never know her wooly ass is full of rose briars.
by Eaton Holgoode June 10, 2018
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Flap Fold

Creases in the skin, generally found in larger, obese individuals, that entrap dried skin, sebum and sweat, to create a cheesy, odiferous, smegma. Generally is not noticeable until a fat, flap fold is pealed back.
Roger went hogging and picked up a chick at the bar and took her home. He was pounded her good until she got in doggy position and her flap fold opened and Roger started to retch.
by Eaton Holgoode December 12, 2015
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