Definitions by Easy Kompany
Lie Strong
1. Verb. Adamantly denying any wrongdoing even in the face of overwhelming evidence.
2. Noun. Lance Armstrong's motto.
2. Noun. Lance Armstrong's motto.
Tom's girlfriend found naked photos of her sister on his laptop, but Tom decided to Lie Strong for two more years.
Lie Strong by Easy Kompany January 17, 2013
colinize
1. The process by which a guy named Colin (like in the movie Love Actually) goes somewhere new and tries to have sex with as many women as possible. Also known as Colinization.
2. To spread an STD.
WARNING: Side effects of colinization include ball-scratching, the motto "Whether in war or love, never pull out," and occasionally a Chimpanzee mating ritual of shaking a tree branch and pointing to the genitals.
2. To spread an STD.
WARNING: Side effects of colinization include ball-scratching, the motto "Whether in war or love, never pull out," and occasionally a Chimpanzee mating ritual of shaking a tree branch and pointing to the genitals.
Person A: Why's Colin over at the ADPi house?
Person B: He's trying to Colinize.
Person A: Ohhhh, so that's why he's shaking that tree branch at your girlfriend....
Person B: He's trying to Colinize.
Person A: Ohhhh, so that's why he's shaking that tree branch at your girlfriend....
colinize by Easy Kompany December 31, 2012
fiscal brinksmanship
Noun. A game in which the first person to touch a bill, such as 2013 budget, loses and has to give up something they want to pay for it.
Can also be played with electrical bills, hookers, and bar tabs. It is legally binding.
Can also be played with electrical bills, hookers, and bar tabs. It is legally binding.
Person A: Did you hear that that Boehner guy in the Republican party is still refusing to cooperate with President Obama even though it makes his entire party look worthless?
Person B: Don't worry, this is just fiscal brinksmanship. He'll agree to something at the last minute.
Person A: But what if he doesn't?
Person B: Then, I guess we're fucked.
Person B: Don't worry, this is just fiscal brinksmanship. He'll agree to something at the last minute.
Person A: But what if he doesn't?
Person B: Then, I guess we're fucked.
fiscal brinksmanship by Easy Kompany December 29, 2012
Romnibus
1. Noun: A fantasy vehicle designed to help Mitt Romney appeal to the average American. It was designed for Romney after he saw an Amish family riding though central Pennsylvania. The vehicle combines the humble nature of an nineteenth century carriage with the convenience of using blue collar workers as draft animals.
2. When preceding the word "bill," Romnibus refers to a large piece of legislation that helps facilitate vulture capitalism.
Etymology: Derives from Romney and "omnibus," a common mode of transportation in the nineteenth century and a legislative bill.
2. When preceding the word "bill," Romnibus refers to a large piece of legislation that helps facilitate vulture capitalism.
Etymology: Derives from Romney and "omnibus," a common mode of transportation in the nineteenth century and a legislative bill.
Person A: What is Mitt Romney doing riding in cart pulled by auto workers?
Person B: That's his new Romnibus campaign vehicle.
Person A: Wow. He doesn't really understand America does he? And those autoworkers look like they're on the verge of death.
Person B: That's his new Romnibus campaign vehicle.
Person A: Wow. He doesn't really understand America does he? And those autoworkers look like they're on the verge of death.
Romnibus by Easy Kompany July 22, 2012
Romney-boated
1. To be the victim of (un)justified ads sponsored by a super PAC.
2. How Newt Gingrich makes sense of his falling poll numbers in the 2012 Republican Primary. The word refers to negative ad campaign financed by a super PAC that supports Romney. The term alludes to the "Swift Boat" ads that damaged presidential candidate John Kerry in 2004.
2. How Newt Gingrich makes sense of his falling poll numbers in the 2012 Republican Primary. The word refers to negative ad campaign financed by a super PAC that supports Romney. The term alludes to the "Swift Boat" ads that damaged presidential candidate John Kerry in 2004.
Reporter: Do you think you have been hurt by the negative campaign ads in recent weeks?
Gingrich: Hurt? I've been Romney-boated!
Gingrich: Hurt? I've been Romney-boated!
Romney-boated by Easy Kompany January 2, 2012
tidal pool anxiety
Although the exam was over, tidal pool anxiety prevented the student from enjoying a relaxing game of split-a-fifth.
tidal pool anxiety by Easy Kompany December 17, 2010