Definitions by Earth Wind and Taint

Drunk Bennis 

A guy named Ben who references his penis

I hope my fingers are stronger than my Drunk Bennis.

Drunk Bennis by Earth Wind and Taint June 20, 2024

Pepperoni Rigatoni 

Italian pants meat

Bella got huge dose of Tony’s massive Pepperoni Rigatoni.

Pepperoni Rigatoni by Earth Wind and Taint June 9, 2022

West Virginia Two Step

When two female cousins from West Virginia scrap the ball sweat from a man and swap it orally back and forth.

Shawna and Karen gave Joe the ol West Virginia Two Step the other night. He said thank you by making them a fried bologna sandwich.

West Virginia Two Step by Earth Wind and Taint October 2, 2021

Exploding Unicorn

When a group of gay dudes have an extreme, nightmare inducing, HIV promising, dicks skinned raw orgy then weaponize the HIV by joining ISIS and blow themselves up in Jihad.

Did you hear about Greg? He died in Iraq. Did they hang him for being gay? No. His dying wish was to get his ass pounded then take his HIV and become an Exploding Unicorn. What a twat.

Exploding Unicorn by Earth Wind and Taint December 1, 2020

Stroke up 

When a gentlemen strokes his penis before sexual intercourse or before take a picture of it.

Hold on. I’m not ready to put it in. Let me stroke up a bit.

I know women love dick pics so I always stroke up before I send one.

Stroke up by Earth Wind and Taint November 14, 2020

Winchester Pump 

When your banging your girl from behind while singing God Save The Queen.

Last night I gave my girl the good ol’ Winchester Pump.

Winchester Pump by Earth Wind and Taint August 31, 2020

golden taint 

A golden taint is when pee hits the water and splashes back up onto the taint.

"I could really use some baby powder after my golden taint dries up."
"Bitch, you need to clean up this golden taint before I get down on this muff puff.

golden taint by Earth Wind and Taint August 12, 2014