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Dave Stanger

The famed friend of the inventor of the Urban Dictionary, Dave Stanger has sense been humbled. Teaching middle school math and science Dave is described to very likable, and have a cult like following.

Dave Stanger decided against giving us homework because of how cool he is.

by Earth First! September 8, 2022

Zohar Alevizakis

He owes you $5, why? Neither of you are quite sure, but you are certain that he owes you $5.

Zohar Alevizakis forgot to give Taran $5. There were consequences…

by Earth First! November 19, 2022

Bentthiem Memes

Bentthiem Memes is an Instagram account run by an unknown by quite sexy person which details the life of Bentthiem Memes.

While starting as memes about internet influencer Bentthiem the posts on the instagram account quickly elevated into well no one knows but it’s pretty fucking weird. I mean like you start getting concerned after Bentthiem Memes talks about being shot 3 SEPARATE TIMES EACH CAUSING A COMA.

I mean seriously is Bentthiem Memes okay?

Bentthiem Memes was shot and put into a coma after joining the Provisional Irish Republican Army

by Earth First! December 26, 2022

The International Workers of The World

The commonly mispronunciation of The Industrial Workers of The World(IWW) it is commonly used instead of the proper name of the IWW despite the name itself meaning absolutely nothing as it state’s international two times in the name which is just plane dumb.

The International Workers of The World? You mean the Industrial Workers of The World you dimwit.

by Earth First! November 18, 2022

Elizabeth Zappin

Elizabeth Zappin, colloquially referred to as “Ellie Yappin” is a fighting game enthusiast and professional yapper. She is known for yapping for hours on end, and playing popular fighting games Marvel vs Capcom 3 and Guilty Gear XR Rev 2.

Elizabeth Zappin stood in line for hours for the release of the new Guilty Gear game.

by Earth First! August 11, 2024

Julian (Big Money) Anderson

A very sexy man named Julian Anderson who’s money is all slightly larger than average. Because Al of his dollar bills are 1/4 inch bigger than the normal one he achieves the title of (Big Money).

Julian (Big Money) Anderson was walking downtown when he was attacked by werewolves, using his slightly larger than average money he killed them all.

by Earth First! September 3, 2022