Damnsponsiblities

a. The shit you gotta do b. responsibilities that get in the way of fun
I wish I could join you tonight but I got damnsponsibilities to take care of.
by Earl October 11, 2004
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Hyena

A woman who, in her prime, was considered a cougar. She has now aged too far to fit that classification, but not so far that you would turn down action from her.
Back in the day, Nancy was a cougar. As she's aged though, she's really more of a hyena.
by Earl November 04, 2004
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Nirk

It is the expression on your face where you have dropped the soap and been butt tagged by someones willy wacker.
"Jim dropped the soap in the prison shower, bent down to retrieve it and got jabbed in the anus by Rick's Dick."
by Earl July 07, 2003
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crap factory

Someone who is so totally useless in life that they only thing they can be relied upon for is to turn food into waste.
George W. Bush is such a crap factory.
by Earl September 16, 2004
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Pipi

a small protusion between a bogan's legs that's only bodily funtion is to obscure their view of their pinky toes.
micheal hanthorn's "pipi" is dripping on his toes.
by earl September 05, 2003
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boxscraper

a cock, dick
box = pussy
scraper = dick
You do any boxscraping last nite Joe?
by Earl November 16, 2003
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