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the fire fighter

when you light a chick's bush on fire and put it out with your cum.
man, i gave my girlfriend the fire fighter last night. today she cant walk.
by evan June 16, 2003
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road conning

the strategical placement of cones on a road where cars are bound to hit them.
I coned that cadillac on 14 mile last weekend.
by Evan April 23, 2004
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NoCost

Originating from the lengthened version "No Cost", this word has been twisted to mean that you pay the company giving you useless shit nothing, but you have to sign up for 3 different offers at a $9.95 introductory price, as well as paying heinous shipping as if you were shipping from DerkaDerkastan
Free Porn for NoCost!

Apple iPod for NoCost!
by Evan October 22, 2004
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skudu

a flying farting contraption, commonly known to be seen as a gluteas maximus with attached wings.
look up in the sky its a skudu!!!
by Evan March 24, 2004
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stroken

This is the term used when a dick is being rubbed by one or more chicks and they begin to suck on it after it begins to become hard!
Those bitches are a stroken and a sucken!
by Evan May 13, 2005
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yo mama

yo mama is so poor she told your little sister that santa clause is dead.

yo mama is so poor when someone put out the cigarate in the house they said who turned off the heat.

yo mama is like the pills dairy dough boy every one wants to poke her.

yo mama is like a brick wall she is always getting laid.

yo mama is so fat even rickerd simones laughs at her.
by Evan January 28, 2004
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alright

the retard's way for saying all rright. this is not proper english. alright is not a word. see all right
by evan May 13, 2005
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