ERIC's definitions

Buff

Butt Muff.... a very hairy anus

Thats the biggest buff i have ever seen!

by Eric February 1, 2003

band wagon

Only being a Red Sox fan when they are in the playoffs...

Katie and Wade are on the Red Sox band wagon.

by Eric October 9, 2003

hungus

A "ball-hog". See kayne.

Simon is such a hungus. We never get the ball.

by Eric May 6, 2004

Pizza Hut

the big greese-ball in the sky

Luigi went to the pizza hut after the mob tasted his pizza.

by Eric August 26, 2003

slipknot

Despite what people say about only poser goths listening to them I actually find there music to be pretty good. If they werent main stream they would kick some ass.

My favorite Slipknot songs are "Before I Forget" and "Duality".

by Eric January 23, 2005

emphoracle

1) n: One who is emphoric.
2) n: One who sees the future by shmagoiganning a person in order to gain access to their emphoric powers. See also shmagoigan
3) Adj: The state of emphoricness.
4) n: One who can summon fetusses to do his/her bidding.
5) Adj: Fetus-like.
6) Adv: Of forming and throwing fecal matter as ninja stars.
7) V: Throwing crap like a hippo.

1) You are emphoric!
2) I went to see the emphoracle.
3) You are emphoric!!! Woot!
4) FETUS I SUMMON YOU!!! DO MY BIDDING!!
5) You emphoric fetus.
6) I am emphoracley emphoracleizing you.
7) I Emphoracling you!

by Eric September 28, 2004

root juice

White viscous fluid ejected from a man's penis during ejaculation. Ejaculate. Sperm.

see also: baby gravy, man paste, man custard, cock paste, cum, jizz, seed, semen, sperm, spew, spunk, and splooge.

Eric is such a whore, he cannot get enough root juice in his ass.
or
I drilled Chris long and hard and finally filled her pussy with my root juice.

by Eric February 19, 2004