ERIC's definitions

poke

verb: smoke weed as in "poke smot"
noun: pot

Yo danny, let's poke when your dads show starts

Yo joe, i got poke for today

by Eric March 28, 2004

biezbo

A unit of money, usually describing an amount that one is trying to get.

I gotta get my biezbo from these guys.

by Eric January 21, 2004

jiz mopper

the occupational term for someone who "swabs the deck" of a peep show booth

john found a dollar on the floor while he was performing his duties of jizz mopping

by eric August 4, 2003

zamoti

From the Hindi language as seen on Asia TV. The true definition is unknown, but it has been redefined as follows for the English language:

1. Butter on the edge of a water glass; typically found at a greasy spoon like Tee-Jay's.
2. The funky aroma that a busboy (who also works at Tee-Jay's) eminates after a hard day of smearing butter on the edges of water glasses.

NOTE: Zamoti is typically native to Ohio, but sightings have been made in western Pennsylvania and the deep south.

Dude, I went to Tee-Jay's and there was zamoti all over my water glass!

by Eric July 11, 2004

Kevin McMahon

The biggest retard in the world. He has down syndrome to the max.

Kevin is t3h nubcake.

by Eric February 12, 2005

fuckhole

just a little worse than an 'asshole'...

"my boss's wife is such a fuckhole, dude"

by Eric April 8, 2003

chicken

Fantastic, the bomb, A-okay

That concert sure was chicken

by Eric January 18, 2004