ERIC's definitions

football players

1.guys who put on enough pads to usaully keep themselves alive play on professional teams and get paid alot of money,who still get injured

2.people who play football for fun with or without pads because we think its fun and we love the game,were not all jocks either

1.terrel owens went to play in the superbowl after breaking his ankle

2.me and my friends who play for the hell of it

by eric February 26, 2005

unibomb

The bombing of a secondary school by a whacko, with bad hair, living in a shed.

Remember boys and girls, you shouldn't unibomb.`

by Eric May 4, 2004

Bair

short for butt-hair.
what happens to you when you laugh and cry at the same time.

Man, I was laughing so hard at the comedy show that I cried. Then suddenly my butt started ta' itch!
Damn!

by Eric April 19, 2005

wonkashonk

n. air that is sucked in through the anus and pushed back out as a fart.
v. to suck air in through the anus and push it back out.

I just had a 10 second wonkashonk.
I wonkashonked last night for 10 seconds.

by Eric October 28, 2003

Rule 25

Rule 25, Is a old Rule that has been passed down for a long time. It is when someone wrecks or breaks things, in a ancient weed smoking burial ground. The punishment for this is : All weed, mushrooms, alcahol, go to steven,: and dan must pay

steve-_ "Dan WTF!?!?! Your Breaking rule 25

by Eric September 22, 2004

spin

to trip out hardcore on L. past tense spun ;got spun

"man i'm gonna spin myself so hard at that show, your ass is gonna have to babysit me"

by eric October 22, 2003

cock friend

bitch who is to ride your cock, or your friends cock on command

juice is erics cock friend, eric orders juice to ride alexs cock, that bitch juice, get on alexs cock

by eric April 6, 2003