Vumpler

When a person pops an ass pimple into another person's eye.

While Justin was sleeping I opened up his eye and gave him an awesome vumpler.

by Eric April 08, 2005

VSOP

Very Superior Old Pale (cognac)

I want a remy martin VSOP.

by Eric February 02, 2005

jesus on a stick

General heretical statement of amazement, usually as a substitute for an expletive. Refers to the Christian Jesus crucified on a Roman cross.

by Eric August 15, 2003

farkent

The closest of close calls.

JESUS! Put down the fucking phone and drive, man! We just had a serious farkent.

by Eric April 05, 2005

C.U.N.T.

Can't Understand Normal Thinking. See cunt.

You know why we call them cunts, it stands for "Can't Understand Normal Thinking"!

by Eric April 11, 2005

captain morgan

Alcohlic beverage, technically spiced rum. It's what Eric got suspended for.

Eric drank captain morgans and came to school! now hes suspended for 10 fucking days! LOL!

by Eric January 07, 2005

Bruce Springsteen

Awesome classic rock singer. Born to Run is an American classic.

Dude Springsteen was cool but when he got the E Street Band he was cooler!

by Eric December 29, 2004