ERIC's definitions

hap

Homosexual Angry Person.

Jack: I was talking to James about coming out of the closet but he burst out in rage.
John: What a HAP!

by Eric January 21, 2005

root juice

White viscous fluid ejected from a man's penis during ejaculation. Ejaculate. Sperm.

see also: baby gravy, man paste, man custard, cock paste, cum, jizz, seed, semen, sperm, spew, spunk, and splooge.

Eric is such a whore, he cannot get enough root juice in his ass.
or
I drilled Chris long and hard and finally filled her pussy with my root juice.

by Eric February 19, 2004

emphoracle

1) n: One who is emphoric.
2) n: One who sees the future by shmagoiganning a person in order to gain access to their emphoric powers. See also shmagoigan
3) Adj: The state of emphoricness.
4) n: One who can summon fetusses to do his/her bidding.
5) Adj: Fetus-like.
6) Adv: Of forming and throwing fecal matter as ninja stars.
7) V: Throwing crap like a hippo.

1) You are emphoric!
2) I went to see the emphoracle.
3) You are emphoric!!! Woot!
4) FETUS I SUMMON YOU!!! DO MY BIDDING!!
5) You emphoric fetus.
6) I am emphoracley emphoracleizing you.
7) I Emphoracling you!

by Eric September 28, 2004

coday

kicked back or chilled out ,as in "Cold day chillin' ", i heard it first in the movie friday,i think ice cube said it

"we be straight Co'day chillin up in this..."

by eric October 22, 2003

50 cent

hes a bitch...g-unot!

u heard that new 50 cent jaun?
naw man i dontlisten to none of that g-unot bullstuff!

by Eric December 28, 2005

bout

short for about, it sounds more ebonic this way

damn bitch what was dat bout

by eric March 10, 2004

IAL

International Auxiliary Language. General term for invented languages designed for use as international "common languages" to be used by people who don't speak the same language (Esperanto being the most famous, and one of the most pathetic, examples).

IAL's are fantastical unrealistic pipe dreams.

by Eric February 4, 2003