Definitions by E hates Q
Grapefruit
Beyond even a lemon on the citrus scale. This is reserved for the lewdest of the lewd fanfics. The kind with fetishes not even DeviantArt would allow. Some time’s there’s barely even a plot, just nothing but the author’s oddly specific and/or gross as fuck fetish and copyrighted characters participating in them. You, a person finding such a fanfic, were either looking for it or you made the mistake of asking for context when somebody joked about the grapefruit.
If you go out and pick grapefruits, be warned that Rule 36 will be constantly proven to you the hard way.
If you go out and pick grapefruits, be warned that Rule 36 will be constantly proven to you the hard way.
Bob: Alice’s Harry Potter grapefruit is something else, man. What perverted mind wants to read about Hermione getting a Manhattan transfer from Luna?
David: A Manhattan what-now?
Bob: You don’t want to know.
David: A Manhattan what-now?
Bob: You don’t want to know.
Grapefruit by E hates Q March 30, 2023
And everybody clapped
Synonym for “I call bullshit”, used specifically against anecdotes you think are fabrications. Originated from a cliche when telling such stories on the internet, where the ending is usually along the lines of “Karen got arrested and everybody clapped”.
Bob: And then, the annoying customer was arrested and his kids were taught a lesson-
David: (Interrupting) And everybody clapped, right?
David: (Interrupting) And everybody clapped, right?
And everybody clapped by E hates Q February 21, 2023
Luigi’d
The state of having been the recipient of an image with a picture of Luigi with the captions “YOU JUST GOT LUIGI’D | LUIGI SOMEONE ELSE TO GET UNLUIGI’D”.
To get unluigi’d, share it through means such as AirDrop to someone else as the image says.
To get unluigi’d, share it through means such as AirDrop to someone else as the image says.
Techbro
An educated male lacking in social skills who also happens to work in tech.
Many of them are libertarians who simp for Elon Musk, and/or people trying to reinvent the wheel with some dumb new technology.
Many of them are libertarians who simp for Elon Musk, and/or people trying to reinvent the wheel with some dumb new technology.
Techbro: With this new Blorgasagorg 3000, people will easily be able to get around the city without a car!
Alice: Please, stop trying to reinvent the train.
Alice: Please, stop trying to reinvent the train.
Little Timmy
The name of a fictional male child when describing a scenario, not dissimilarly used to the names Alice and Bob.
Alice: So, when dolphins give birth, they come out swimming, and the first thing the mother does is teach the child how to breathe.
Bob: So it’s like “Welcome to the world, Little Timmy! Breathing lesson time!”
Bob: So it’s like “Welcome to the world, Little Timmy! Breathing lesson time!”
Little Timmy by E hates Q August 13, 2022
Blackpool
Gender Studies
A branch of sociology offered by many universities as a separate degree.
More socially conservative individuals tend to decry Gender Studies as a useless compared to something like a STEM degree, even though most degrees that can be obtained in a university don't directly lead to anything on their own - there probably isn't a single job that asks specifically for an Art History degree in the application, for instance, but you still see many graduates of that subject comfortably entering the workforce.
Like most liberal arts, the subject is mainly written, so many who take this subject actually end up going to law school.
If an employer that said "any degree applicable" on the application rejects you on the grounds of your degree being in Gender Studies, you probably wouldn't end up liking working for them anyways.
Also, men are welcome. It's not a bunch of feminist straw-women in a lecture hall all the time.
More socially conservative individuals tend to decry Gender Studies as a useless compared to something like a STEM degree, even though most degrees that can be obtained in a university don't directly lead to anything on their own - there probably isn't a single job that asks specifically for an Art History degree in the application, for instance, but you still see many graduates of that subject comfortably entering the workforce.
Like most liberal arts, the subject is mainly written, so many who take this subject actually end up going to law school.
If an employer that said "any degree applicable" on the application rejects you on the grounds of your degree being in Gender Studies, you probably wouldn't end up liking working for them anyways.
Also, men are welcome. It's not a bunch of feminist straw-women in a lecture hall all the time.
Alice: I'm taking Gender Studies as I find the subject interesting, and I want to attend law school at postgraduate level.
Bob: Useless, it doesn't land you a job 0.1 seconds after completing it!
Alice: It's been 2 years since you got that Literature degree and you're still in Gramps' basement.
Bob: Useless, it doesn't land you a job 0.1 seconds after completing it!
Alice: It's been 2 years since you got that Literature degree and you're still in Gramps' basement.
Gender Studies by E hates Q July 26, 2022