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Definitions by Dystynt Methods

v. To violently beat down a person with one's penis.
Yuna had bruises all over her after Joseph Duong penisired her.
penisir by Dystynt Methods March 21, 2003

pr0n star 

D00d, d4t f001 15 0n3 m4j0r pr0n st4r!!
pr0n star by Dystynt Methods March 20, 2003
Infinitive of penis; to penis someone|something.
I penisired him last night.
penisir by Dystynt Methods March 19, 2003
Slang for the male genetalia, specifically the penis. Syn: penis.
wang by Dystynt Methods March 19, 2003

poo chute 

He takes it up his poo chute.
poo chute by Dystynt Methods March 19, 2003

mom battle

Similar to a freestyle battle, except where a select portion of a sentence is integrated with the phrase, "your mom," and repeats back and forth between two 'your-mom-ers' until one runs out of variations before the other.
albo #1: is scott giving u a ride?
albo #2: giving ur mom a ride?
albo #2: riding ur mom?
albo #2: what what!!
albo #1: riding isnt a good choice to have a mom battle over too many nasty refrences can come out of it
mom battle by Dystynt Methods March 19, 2003