(gag-gull slapped)
-adj.
1. Shocked at being slapped by someone you would least expect it from. The resulting astonished reaction is usually more intense than the physical pain.
2. The equivalent of being emotionally gagged. Caught completely off guard to the point of not knowing how to respond. Speechless.
-adj.
1. Shocked at being slapped by someone you would least expect it from. The resulting astonished reaction is usually more intense than the physical pain.
2. The equivalent of being emotionally gagged. Caught completely off guard to the point of not knowing how to respond. Speechless.
"I can't believe I was gaggle slapped! He used to be such a sweet boy... what happened to him?"
"I never expected her to react that way. I felt like dying right then and there. Completely gaggle slapped... now what do I do?"
"I never expected her to react that way. I felt like dying right then and there. Completely gaggle slapped... now what do I do?"
by Dyslexicon March 29, 2010
(boog-err snap-err)
-noun
One who routinely excavates a ball of snot from the nasal passageway with a finger and then carelessly flings it away.
See also: nasaljectile.
-noun
One who routinely excavates a ball of snot from the nasal passageway with a finger and then carelessly flings it away.
See also: nasaljectile.
"Geez, that guy just picks his nose wherever he feels like it. I almost got hit by that booger snapper!"
by Dyslexicon March 28, 2010
(nuht-bag-uh-ree)
-noun
The type of idiotic antics and self-absorbed behavior expected from a nutbag or douche. Similar to douchebaggery.
-noun
The type of idiotic antics and self-absorbed behavior expected from a nutbag or douche. Similar to douchebaggery.
"Those dudes are up to their pointless nutbaggery again. Let's go somewhere else so we don't have to deal with those morons."
by Dyslexicon March 29, 2010
(shah-lew)
-noun; adj.
A person who painstakingly pays excessive attention to detail. One who is obsessive-compulsive in nature. Derived from the actor Tony Shalhoub based upon his character in the Monk tv series.
-noun; adj.
A person who painstakingly pays excessive attention to detail. One who is obsessive-compulsive in nature. Derived from the actor Tony Shalhoub based upon his character in the Monk tv series.
"How long has he been re-arranging items on his desk?"
"A while... who knows. He's a bit of a shaloo."
"A while... who knows. He's a bit of a shaloo."
by Dyslexicon March 29, 2010
(pawrn-o-can-ick)
-noun
1. A mechanic whose primary responsibility is to maintain a well-lubricated engine so that it can fire on all pistons without the shaft getting stuck.
2. Someone who gets extreme pleasure or excitement from secretly browsing photos of expensive supercars.
-noun
1. A mechanic whose primary responsibility is to maintain a well-lubricated engine so that it can fire on all pistons without the shaft getting stuck.
2. Someone who gets extreme pleasure or excitement from secretly browsing photos of expensive supercars.
"The car's engine isn't dead. We just need a skilled pornochanic to look under the hood."
"Sweet desktop wallpaper!"
"Dude, don't you ever knock before you enter a room?!"
"Whatever. We all know you're a major pornochanic."
"Sweet desktop wallpaper!"
"Dude, don't you ever knock before you enter a room?!"
"Whatever. We all know you're a major pornochanic."
by Dyslexicon March 29, 2010