Dyslexicon's definitions

hilair

(high-lair)
-adj.

Describing a super funny situation or occurrence. Often used by airheads or valley girls in cliques. Occasionally used by ghettofied bourgeoisie or people too lazy and dumb to pronounce the full word "hilarious".

"Hey Sher, like oh-emm-gee. That story was totally hilair, for sure."

by Dyslexicon March 29, 2010

swivel tits

(swiv-uhl tits)
-noun

1. A decorative pair of ceramic birds mounted on a rotating platform.

2. Unsightly pendulous sagging breasts often due to the combination of gravity and aging.

"You'll never believe what I picked up from the garage sale. Look, swivel tits!"

"Don't go in there! There is an old lady prancing around naked in the locker room. I just saw her swivel tits, and now I am scarred for life..."

by Dyslexicon March 29, 2010

stoints

(stoynts)
-noun

An act worthy of uber major style points.

"Whoa, did you see that 1080 triple-back twisted layout he did... blindfolded? Crazy stoints, man!"

by Dyslexicon March 29, 2010

jackstab

(jack-stab)
-verb

Literally stabbing an unsuspecting victim in the back.

"I wouldn't walk through the ghetto at night if I were you. You might get jackstabbed."

by Dyslexicon March 29, 2010

crotch crumb

1. A bitter old geezer intolerant of other people having fun.
2. Literally: Crusty build-up around the genitals due to a nasty lack of personal hygiene. Not to be confused with crotch crickets.

Old man: "Go away! Celebrations are for sissies. If I had it my way, I'd put all of you runts in the slammer!"
Jake: "What's his problem?"
Bobby: "Don't mind him, he's just being a crotch crumb..."

Jane: "Would you rather dive into a pool of snot, or sleep with 'funky Jake'?"
Jenny: "Eww, gross! I hear he's got a major grody case of crotch crumb."

by Dyslexicon March 27, 2010