Definitions by Dyslexicon
zoomba
(zoom-buh)
-noun
1. A creature that resembles the slow-walking evil brown mushroom that can be squashed in the videogame Mario Bros (called a goomba), but moves much quicker at a jogging or running pace.
2. An evolved species of aggressive zombie that has acquired the ability to move quickly and decisively, as opposed to old-fashioned snail-paced zombies.
-noun
1. A creature that resembles the slow-walking evil brown mushroom that can be squashed in the videogame Mario Bros (called a goomba), but moves much quicker at a jogging or running pace.
2. An evolved species of aggressive zombie that has acquired the ability to move quickly and decisively, as opposed to old-fashioned snail-paced zombies.
"After all these years, you would think Nintendo could upgrade these goombas to zoombas."
"I think the machete is a wise choice. These zoombas are way too fast to hit with the conventional zombie sniper rifle."
"I think the machete is a wise choice. These zoombas are way too fast to hit with the conventional zombie sniper rifle."
zoomba by Dyslexicon March 28, 2010
nutbaggery
(nuht-bag-uh-ree)
-noun
The type of idiotic antics and self-absorbed behavior expected from a nutbag or douche. Similar to douchebaggery.
-noun
The type of idiotic antics and self-absorbed behavior expected from a nutbag or douche. Similar to douchebaggery.
"Those dudes are up to their pointless nutbaggery again. Let's go somewhere else so we don't have to deal with those morons."
nutbaggery by Dyslexicon March 28, 2010
pornochanic
(pawrn-o-can-ick)
-noun
1. A mechanic whose primary responsibility is to maintain a well-lubricated engine so that it can fire on all pistons without the shaft getting stuck.
2. Someone who gets extreme pleasure or excitement from secretly browsing photos of expensive supercars.
-noun
1. A mechanic whose primary responsibility is to maintain a well-lubricated engine so that it can fire on all pistons without the shaft getting stuck.
2. Someone who gets extreme pleasure or excitement from secretly browsing photos of expensive supercars.
"The car's engine isn't dead. We just need a skilled pornochanic to look under the hood."
"Sweet desktop wallpaper!"
"Dude, don't you ever knock before you enter a room?!"
"Whatever. We all know you're a major pornochanic."
"Sweet desktop wallpaper!"
"Dude, don't you ever knock before you enter a room?!"
"Whatever. We all know you're a major pornochanic."
pornochanic by Dyslexicon March 28, 2010
crotch crumb
1. A bitter old geezer intolerant of other people having fun.
2. Literally: Crusty build-up around the genitals due to a nasty lack of personal hygiene. Not to be confused with crotch crickets.
2. Literally: Crusty build-up around the genitals due to a nasty lack of personal hygiene. Not to be confused with crotch crickets.
Old man: "Go away! Celebrations are for sissies. If I had it my way, I'd put all of you runts in the slammer!"
Jake: "What's his problem?"
Bobby: "Don't mind him, he's just being a crotch crumb..."
Jane: "Would you rather dive into a pool of snot, or sleep with 'funky Jake'?"
Jenny: "Eww, gross! I hear he's got a major grody case of crotch crumb."
Jake: "What's his problem?"
Bobby: "Don't mind him, he's just being a crotch crumb..."
Jane: "Would you rather dive into a pool of snot, or sleep with 'funky Jake'?"
Jenny: "Eww, gross! I hear he's got a major grody case of crotch crumb."
crotch crumb by Dyslexicon March 27, 2010
hat trickery
(hat trik-er-ree) -noun
The act of being seduced or enticed into a sexually promising situation that ends in deceit, often with loss of monetary funds and dignity.
The act of being seduced or enticed into a sexually promising situation that ends in deceit, often with loss of monetary funds and dignity.
"Dude, the last time I hired an escort during a business trip, she promised me a hat trick. Instead, I woke up handcuffed to the bed with my money, passport, and suitcase stolen! Not falling for that hat trickery ever again!"
hat trickery by Dyslexicon March 27, 2010