by Dyslexicon March 29, 2010
(gig-uhl bitz)
-noun
Uncontrollable laughter that manifests in stuttering bursts. Not to be confused with gigabits.
-noun
Uncontrollable laughter that manifests in stuttering bursts. Not to be confused with gigabits.
"Looks like someone has a major case of the giggle bits..."
"Please make it stop! Hahaha! Oooo, my abs hurt!"
"It wasn't THAT funny."
"Please make it stop! Hahaha! Oooo, my abs hurt!"
"It wasn't THAT funny."
by Dyslexicon March 29, 2010
(boog-err snap-err)
-noun
One who routinely excavates a ball of snot from the nasal passageway with a finger and then carelessly flings it away.
See also: nasaljectile.
-noun
One who routinely excavates a ball of snot from the nasal passageway with a finger and then carelessly flings it away.
See also: nasaljectile.
"Geez, that guy just picks his nose wherever he feels like it. I almost got hit by that booger snapper!"
by Dyslexicon March 28, 2010
(leyt nahyt jim-ee)
-noun
1. A nocturnal request or negotiation made forthright with the sole purpose of consummating sexual pleasure.
2. Any person who solicits such a request, not exclusive to a stranger in a seedy location; the verbal contractee could be a significant other as well.
-noun
1. A nocturnal request or negotiation made forthright with the sole purpose of consummating sexual pleasure.
2. Any person who solicits such a request, not exclusive to a stranger in a seedy location; the verbal contractee could be a significant other as well.
"Hey baby, wanna come back to my place for a late night jimmy?"
"My husband never does anything romantic anymore! All he wants is a late night jimmy."
"My husband never does anything romantic anymore! All he wants is a late night jimmy."
by Dyslexicon March 28, 2010
(pawrn-o-can-ick)
-noun
1. A mechanic whose primary responsibility is to maintain a well-lubricated engine so that it can fire on all pistons without the shaft getting stuck.
2. Someone who gets extreme pleasure or excitement from secretly browsing photos of expensive supercars.
-noun
1. A mechanic whose primary responsibility is to maintain a well-lubricated engine so that it can fire on all pistons without the shaft getting stuck.
2. Someone who gets extreme pleasure or excitement from secretly browsing photos of expensive supercars.
"The car's engine isn't dead. We just need a skilled pornochanic to look under the hood."
"Sweet desktop wallpaper!"
"Dude, don't you ever knock before you enter a room?!"
"Whatever. We all know you're a major pornochanic."
"Sweet desktop wallpaper!"
"Dude, don't you ever knock before you enter a room?!"
"Whatever. We all know you're a major pornochanic."
by Dyslexicon March 28, 2010
(gag-gull slapped)
-adj.
1. Shocked at being slapped by someone you would least expect it from. The resulting astonished reaction is usually more intense than the physical pain.
2. The equivalent of being emotionally gagged. Caught completely off guard to the point of not knowing how to respond. Speechless.
-adj.
1. Shocked at being slapped by someone you would least expect it from. The resulting astonished reaction is usually more intense than the physical pain.
2. The equivalent of being emotionally gagged. Caught completely off guard to the point of not knowing how to respond. Speechless.
"I can't believe I was gaggle slapped! He used to be such a sweet boy... what happened to him?"
"I never expected her to react that way. I felt like dying right then and there. Completely gaggle slapped... now what do I do?"
"I never expected her to react that way. I felt like dying right then and there. Completely gaggle slapped... now what do I do?"
by Dyslexicon March 29, 2010
by Dyslexicon March 29, 2010