(leyt nahyt jim-ee)
-noun
1. A nocturnal request or negotiation made forthright with the sole purpose of consummating sexual pleasure.
2. Any person who solicits such a request, not exclusive to a stranger in a seedy location; the verbal contractee could be a significant other as well.
-noun
1. A nocturnal request or negotiation made forthright with the sole purpose of consummating sexual pleasure.
2. Any person who solicits such a request, not exclusive to a stranger in a seedy location; the verbal contractee could be a significant other as well.
"Hey baby, wanna come back to my place for a late night jimmy?"
"My husband never does anything romantic anymore! All he wants is a late night jimmy."
"My husband never does anything romantic anymore! All he wants is a late night jimmy."
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-noun
1. A mechanic whose primary responsibility is to maintain a well-lubricated engine so that it can fire on all pistons without the shaft getting stuck.
2. Someone who gets extreme pleasure or excitement from secretly browsing photos of expensive supercars.
-noun
1. A mechanic whose primary responsibility is to maintain a well-lubricated engine so that it can fire on all pistons without the shaft getting stuck.
2. Someone who gets extreme pleasure or excitement from secretly browsing photos of expensive supercars.
"The car's engine isn't dead. We just need a skilled pornochanic to look under the hood."
"Sweet desktop wallpaper!"
"Dude, don't you ever knock before you enter a room?!"
"Whatever. We all know you're a major pornochanic."
"Sweet desktop wallpaper!"
"Dude, don't you ever knock before you enter a room?!"
"Whatever. We all know you're a major pornochanic."
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-adj.
1. Shocked at being slapped by someone you would least expect it from. The resulting astonished reaction is usually more intense than the physical pain.
2. The equivalent of being emotionally gagged. Caught completely off guard to the point of not knowing how to respond. Speechless.
-adj.
1. Shocked at being slapped by someone you would least expect it from. The resulting astonished reaction is usually more intense than the physical pain.
2. The equivalent of being emotionally gagged. Caught completely off guard to the point of not knowing how to respond. Speechless.
"I can't believe I was gaggle slapped! He used to be such a sweet boy... what happened to him?"
"I never expected her to react that way. I felt like dying right then and there. Completely gaggle slapped... now what do I do?"
"I never expected her to react that way. I felt like dying right then and there. Completely gaggle slapped... now what do I do?"
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-verb
Giving ample compliments at every opportunity to purposely inflate someone's ego, thereby influencing an important decision in your favor.
-verb
Giving ample compliments at every opportunity to purposely inflate someone's ego, thereby influencing an important decision in your favor.
"Of course he's staying after school. He's jaxxing the teacher to raise his grade from a B+ to an A-"
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-adj.
Describing a super funny situation or occurrence. Often used by airheads or valley girls in cliques. Occasionally used by ghettofied bourgeoisie or people too lazy and dumb to pronounce the full word "hilarious".
-adj.
Describing a super funny situation or occurrence. Often used by airheads or valley girls in cliques. Occasionally used by ghettofied bourgeoisie or people too lazy and dumb to pronounce the full word "hilarious".
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-noun
One who routinely excavates a ball of snot from the nasal passageway with a finger and then carelessly flings it away.
See also: nasaljectile.
-noun
One who routinely excavates a ball of snot from the nasal passageway with a finger and then carelessly flings it away.
See also: nasaljectile.
"Geez, that guy just picks his nose wherever he feels like it. I almost got hit by that booger snapper!"
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