A baryonyx-like dinosaur which has Ed Crankshaft's head is almost always seen in a Toledo Mudhens uniform: cleat sneakers, red cap, and all. Often works as a coach or teacher of younger dinosaurs. Kid dinosaurs look up to the Edonyx almost as if he were their grandad. When you see him don't run away because a former dinoball player is coming your way!
Edonyx: Hello, class. I'll be your dinosaur school teacher this year. I'm the Edonyx, and I eat Cream of Crankshaft.
Nelsonasaurus: Well, I'm the Nelsonasaurus, and this here is my grandma, the Opalsaurus Rex. What are we going to learn today, Mr. Edonyx?
Edonyx: I'm going to teach you how to build a bonfire. My friend, Mr. Keesterman, was kind enough to lend us some of his mailbox posts. Now, all we do is pack ferns and dry brush all around the wood or anything else that will burn. You make it high enough so that the flames will reach high into the air. Its easy to build a bonfire! I bet all the other dinosaur grandparents will like it. I brought some marshmellows for us to eat later.
Nelsonasaurus: Sweet! Would you play dinoball with us later?
Edonyx: Sure, I used to play dinoball for the Toledo Troodons. Sweet! Wounding teeth, heavy claws - a ball could never pass our jaws.
Nelsonasaurus: Good one! I'm really glad this is dinosaur school. I love it!
Edonyx: I knew you would. Hey, lets go get some warm up stretches going. This bonfire must have tuckered you out. If you're gonna play dinoball you're going to need limber claws.
O-Rex: Ok, sweeties. I'll see you on the field. I'll bring that cocoa butter and honey lotion you both like. You don't want dry scales!
Edonyx: Nice! This is going to be sweet! The heavy claw and the wounding tooth - we're Toledo Troodons and that's the truth!!!
Nelsonasaurus: Well, I'm the Nelsonasaurus, and this here is my grandma, the Opalsaurus Rex. What are we going to learn today, Mr. Edonyx?
Edonyx: I'm going to teach you how to build a bonfire. My friend, Mr. Keesterman, was kind enough to lend us some of his mailbox posts. Now, all we do is pack ferns and dry brush all around the wood or anything else that will burn. You make it high enough so that the flames will reach high into the air. Its easy to build a bonfire! I bet all the other dinosaur grandparents will like it. I brought some marshmellows for us to eat later.
Nelsonasaurus: Sweet! Would you play dinoball with us later?
Edonyx: Sure, I used to play dinoball for the Toledo Troodons. Sweet! Wounding teeth, heavy claws - a ball could never pass our jaws.
Nelsonasaurus: Good one! I'm really glad this is dinosaur school. I love it!
Edonyx: I knew you would. Hey, lets go get some warm up stretches going. This bonfire must have tuckered you out. If you're gonna play dinoball you're going to need limber claws.
O-Rex: Ok, sweeties. I'll see you on the field. I'll bring that cocoa butter and honey lotion you both like. You don't want dry scales!
Edonyx: Nice! This is going to be sweet! The heavy claw and the wounding tooth - we're Toledo Troodons and that's the truth!!!
by Dusty's Baby Powder April 04, 2011
A spicy milkshake that was made by Hec Hanley. A Hanley Freeze is most commonly made of mint chocolate chip ice cream, V8 vegetable juice, and Mt. Dew Code Red. This is one of Hec's favorite drinks. If you want something creamy, but with a sweet and tangy kick, try a Hanley Freeze - one taste and you'll be Hanley'd!
Hec: Hey Bryant, you thirsty? You want a Hanley Freeze?
Bryant: Sure! But what's in a Hanley Freeze?
Hec: Oh, its great! All it is is mint chocolate chip ice cream, Mt. Dew Code Red, with V8 juice thrown in it for spicy. Its delicious, honey. Here, I'll make you one. (He makes a Hanley Freeze)
Beatrice: What's that? Is that some sort of crazy cocktail drink?
Bryant: Yes! Its a Hanley Freeze. You'll love it. Here you go, Gunny Granny. Knock that back, see what you think. (Beatrice tastes the drink)
Beatrice: Wowee! The creamy coolness of mint, the sweet red tang of the cherry, plus the spicy burn of vegetables. This would be a hit if we sold it.
Hec: Did I do good? Is the Hanley Freeze the bomb? (Everyone starts slapping high fives)
Bryant: Hanley Freeze - the ultimate in cold and oldies!
Bryant: Sure! But what's in a Hanley Freeze?
Hec: Oh, its great! All it is is mint chocolate chip ice cream, Mt. Dew Code Red, with V8 juice thrown in it for spicy. Its delicious, honey. Here, I'll make you one. (He makes a Hanley Freeze)
Beatrice: What's that? Is that some sort of crazy cocktail drink?
Bryant: Yes! Its a Hanley Freeze. You'll love it. Here you go, Gunny Granny. Knock that back, see what you think. (Beatrice tastes the drink)
Beatrice: Wowee! The creamy coolness of mint, the sweet red tang of the cherry, plus the spicy burn of vegetables. This would be a hit if we sold it.
Hec: Did I do good? Is the Hanley Freeze the bomb? (Everyone starts slapping high fives)
Bryant: Hanley Freeze - the ultimate in cold and oldies!
by Dusty's Baby Powder July 18, 2011
A form of fried chicken created by Beatrice Middleton. Done by marinating the chicken in blueberry juice, thus imparting a blue color and sweet flavor. It is often eaten before Duke games to get into the mood to win. It was named after Duke basketball coach Mike "Coach K" Krzyzewski. Beatrice just happens to be friends with him being an alumnus of Duke herself.
Beatrice: Hey honey, are you hungry? I'm fixing you some Coach K Chicken. This is devilishly delicious!
Bryant: How do you make it? It looks like it tastes good.
Beatrice: You marinate the chicken in blueberry juice. It makes it sweet. Turns it a really pretty shade of blue, too. (screaming) GO BLUE DEVILS!
Coach K: Well if it isn't Beatrice Middleton herself. I hear you're making my chicken. I'm pretty hungry. The boys just had a big game. We smashed NC State good!
Beatrice: Okay, its almost done. (fries the chicken) Here, try this. See what you think of it.
(Coach K and Bryant try the chicken)
Bryant: Wow! This blueberry juice really pops. Its like a blueberry in my mouth.
Coach K: Good one, Beatrice! I haven't had this in a long time. I'm gonna have to teach the guys how to make this.
Beatrice: Well, if Coach K likes it, everyone will! This Gunny Granny sure can cook! Hey, there's a Duke game on. Let's take it in the living room, boys. This is going to be sweet. This is one kickin' chicken!
Bryant: How do you make it? It looks like it tastes good.
Beatrice: You marinate the chicken in blueberry juice. It makes it sweet. Turns it a really pretty shade of blue, too. (screaming) GO BLUE DEVILS!
Coach K: Well if it isn't Beatrice Middleton herself. I hear you're making my chicken. I'm pretty hungry. The boys just had a big game. We smashed NC State good!
Beatrice: Okay, its almost done. (fries the chicken) Here, try this. See what you think of it.
(Coach K and Bryant try the chicken)
Bryant: Wow! This blueberry juice really pops. Its like a blueberry in my mouth.
Coach K: Good one, Beatrice! I haven't had this in a long time. I'm gonna have to teach the guys how to make this.
Beatrice: Well, if Coach K likes it, everyone will! This Gunny Granny sure can cook! Hey, there's a Duke game on. Let's take it in the living room, boys. This is going to be sweet. This is one kickin' chicken!
by Dusty's Baby Powder August 15, 2011
1. A class taken by older people often at a college or senior center. It can be anything: exercise, macrome, art, and etc.
2. A class taught by a grandma. Most notably by Mrs. Opal Crankshaft who homeschools her grandson, Nelson, as a substitute teacher for her husband, Earl.
2. A class taught by a grandma. Most notably by Mrs. Opal Crankshaft who homeschools her grandson, Nelson, as a substitute teacher for her husband, Earl.
Opal: (coming into the room) Hey Nelson, are you ready for your Grandma Class?
Nelson: (with a shocked expression) What's a Grandma Class?
Opal: Well, its a class that's taught by grandmas. You'll love it, its fun!
Nelson: Where's Grandpa Earl?
Opal: He couldn't be here. He's gone to a Grandma Class of his own at the senior center. I'm his substitute. Come on, let's go get busy. This is gonna rock!!
Nelson: I think I'm going to like this class. I get to hang out with my Grandma!
Opal: Well, grandmas are the best teachers!
Nelson: (with a shocked expression) What's a Grandma Class?
Opal: Well, its a class that's taught by grandmas. You'll love it, its fun!
Nelson: Where's Grandpa Earl?
Opal: He couldn't be here. He's gone to a Grandma Class of his own at the senior center. I'm his substitute. Come on, let's go get busy. This is gonna rock!!
Nelson: I think I'm going to like this class. I get to hang out with my Grandma!
Opal: Well, grandmas are the best teachers!
by Dusty's Baby Powder January 26, 2011
A judo throw similar to the Horsey Hug done much the same way, e.g. wrapping the hands around the person's neck so you're hugging them. Then throwing the legs into the hug so the whole body is involved. This version of the throw was introduced by Mabel Motley, a character in a comic strip called "Motley's Crew" which no longer exists, 1976-2000. She has been known to use it on her husband, Mike.
Mabel: Whoah! I haven't done my judo in so long. I bet its time for a Motley Mash. (yelling for Mike) Mike, come here!
Mike: Hey! You're doing the Motley Mash, I see. Come on and give me a squeeze. (he hugs her with his legs)
Mabel: Wait, you didn't get your hands in there. Its not a Motley Mash yet. (she throws him) There!
Jim: Hey, I know judo. Can I play, too? (he picks Mabel up and throws her)
Mabel: Whoah, what a crush! You just gave me a Motley Mash. What belt are you at?
Jim: (laughing) 3rd kyu brown. I've been studying this for years. I do it on the Misses all the time. Man, me and wife Iris, we toss each other around like a rag doll. (yelling) Rear naked choke! (he throws Mike on the ground and does a rear naked choke)
Mabel: (screaming) This is one big judo bash, and it all started from the Motley Mash!
Mike: Hey! You're doing the Motley Mash, I see. Come on and give me a squeeze. (he hugs her with his legs)
Mabel: Wait, you didn't get your hands in there. Its not a Motley Mash yet. (she throws him) There!
Jim: Hey, I know judo. Can I play, too? (he picks Mabel up and throws her)
Mabel: Whoah, what a crush! You just gave me a Motley Mash. What belt are you at?
Jim: (laughing) 3rd kyu brown. I've been studying this for years. I do it on the Misses all the time. Man, me and wife Iris, we toss each other around like a rag doll. (yelling) Rear naked choke! (he throws Mike on the ground and does a rear naked choke)
Mabel: (screaming) This is one big judo bash, and it all started from the Motley Mash!
by Dusty's Baby Powder August 23, 2011
A martial art most often practiced by older women. Most often uses a cane as a weapon. A lot of loose skin and canes flying.
by Dusty's Baby Powder August 19, 2010
Intense love for the Toledo Mudhens. Most notably shown by old time players for them. Especially Ed Crankshaft and Fred "Dusty" Duncan.
Dusty: Hey Ed, there's a Mudhens game on the TV tonight. Want to watch it?
Ed: Oh yeah, big time muddy love, man!
Dusty: I bet we're in it, too! This must be from at least 1945.
Ed: Once a Mudhen, always a Mudhen. You never lose the muddy love!
Ed: Oh yeah, big time muddy love, man!
Dusty: I bet we're in it, too! This must be from at least 1945.
Ed: Once a Mudhen, always a Mudhen. You never lose the muddy love!
by Dusty's Baby Powder October 23, 2010