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A form of stress suffered by all security officers, especially when they have to rush back and forth and are always forgetting things. One major symptom of Drabble's Disease is the constant going back and forth to retrieve something you forgot. The disease was named in honor of the world's greatest mall cop, Sergeant Ralph E. Drabble, Jr.
Ralph: Oh no, I've got to go to work here in a second. But I forgot my wallet. (He finds his wallet) Bye!
Rose: Bye Ralph, have a great day! (she sits down and starts reading)
Ralph: (coming back) Sorry, forgot my cell phone. Dang Drabble's Disease! Come to think of it, I forgot my lunch.
Rose: Drabble's Disease?! What in the world is that?
Ralph: Its what happens when mall cops get stressed. We forget everything. Its terrible! We have to do jumping jacks just to calm down.
Rose: Have you tried other forms of therapy?
Ralph: (he punches the air with anger) Yes, but I don't know what else helps. Darn mall cops! We don't know what to do when this hits.
Rose: Try massage or walking back and forth making healing noises. That's what always works for me! The more stressed you are, the harder it is.
Ralph: OK, maybe massage and Qigong would help. You sure know what you're talking about.
Rose: Sure, I've studied this stuff for years. Its not easy! But you've got to eaaaaaase away that Drabble's Disease.
Rose: Bye Ralph, have a great day! (she sits down and starts reading)
Ralph: (coming back) Sorry, forgot my cell phone. Dang Drabble's Disease! Come to think of it, I forgot my lunch.
Rose: Drabble's Disease?! What in the world is that?
Ralph: Its what happens when mall cops get stressed. We forget everything. Its terrible! We have to do jumping jacks just to calm down.
Rose: Have you tried other forms of therapy?
Ralph: (he punches the air with anger) Yes, but I don't know what else helps. Darn mall cops! We don't know what to do when this hits.
Rose: Try massage or walking back and forth making healing noises. That's what always works for me! The more stressed you are, the harder it is.
Ralph: OK, maybe massage and Qigong would help. You sure know what you're talking about.
Rose: Sure, I've studied this stuff for years. Its not easy! But you've got to eaaaaaase away that Drabble's Disease.
by Dusty's Baby Powder September 16, 2011
Get the Drabble's Disease mug.A mix of the words 'relax' and 'Opal'. Used for when Opal Crankshaft relaxes on the couch when she's stressed out or seems sick. She once told her grandson, Nelson, she was our of sorts, but he didn't know what she meant.
Opal: I'm all out of sorts today. This is crazy. I think it's time to Opalax.
Myrtle: What do you mean? Opalax? Now, I know about relaxing. I used to be a massage therapist, you know?
Opal: It's a mix of the words 'relax' with my name. I use it when I stretch out on the couch. You know how us old women are!
Myrtle: That's wild. I never heard of it before. In Aiwa Beach, Hawaii where I'm from we never even think of Opalaxing. We do pineapple massage down there.
Opal: (shocked) Pineapple massage? Myrtle, what are you talking about?
Myrtle: Come on, sweetheart. Just try it. It'll relax you more than you ever thought. (takes crushed pineapple and starts rubbing it on Opal)
Opal: Oh yeah, this is creamy. I'm all Opalaxed now!
Myrtle: What do you mean? Opalax? Now, I know about relaxing. I used to be a massage therapist, you know?
Opal: It's a mix of the words 'relax' with my name. I use it when I stretch out on the couch. You know how us old women are!
Myrtle: That's wild. I never heard of it before. In Aiwa Beach, Hawaii where I'm from we never even think of Opalaxing. We do pineapple massage down there.
Opal: (shocked) Pineapple massage? Myrtle, what are you talking about?
Myrtle: Come on, sweetheart. Just try it. It'll relax you more than you ever thought. (takes crushed pineapple and starts rubbing it on Opal)
Opal: Oh yeah, this is creamy. I'm all Opalaxed now!
by Dusty's Baby Powder March 23, 2011
Get the Opalax mug.A snack made by Liv Hatley for her husband, Ben. Whenever she bakes cookies, she leaves a bowl of cookie dough for Ben to eat. Often his grandkids want some too. And that includes Bryant Hollifield. He once said 'Raw food is all the rage. Just think of it as Cookie-Sushi'.
Liv: Anybody want some cookies? There's a bowl of Cookie-Sushi in the refrigerator.
Ben: Man, you've been cooking all day? This calls for a serious Benmobile.
Liv: Don't forget about the soy milk smoothie I left on the table for you. I want to keep my Hatley boy looking good!
Ben: Yeah, Cookie-Sushi is all the rage these days. (digs his hand into the bowl) Mmmmm, this is good. I love chocolate chip cookies!
Nick: Hey, what's that? I've never seen it. Is that some cookie dough?
Ben: (laughing) Not just cookie dough, buddy. That's cookie-sushi! Just try it. You'll love it.
Nick: (unsure) Should I taste it? Would it be too raw?
Barry: Sure! Its not so raw. You know your grandpa Ben says: Raw food is all the rage!
Nick: This is great! But how are we going to work off all this gooey?
Ben: The Benmobile, of course!! Want a ride? (hops on the Benmobile) Here we go! This is going to be good.
Nick: Sweet! You know how I love to come along for the ride when you ride this thing. (he picks up a cowboy hat) RIDE 'EM, HATLEY!
Liv: (laughing) Have fun you two! Later on, I might have to hop on there myself. Cookie-Sushi rocks! (walks over and high fives Ben)
Ben: Man, you've been cooking all day? This calls for a serious Benmobile.
Liv: Don't forget about the soy milk smoothie I left on the table for you. I want to keep my Hatley boy looking good!
Ben: Yeah, Cookie-Sushi is all the rage these days. (digs his hand into the bowl) Mmmmm, this is good. I love chocolate chip cookies!
Nick: Hey, what's that? I've never seen it. Is that some cookie dough?
Ben: (laughing) Not just cookie dough, buddy. That's cookie-sushi! Just try it. You'll love it.
Nick: (unsure) Should I taste it? Would it be too raw?
Barry: Sure! Its not so raw. You know your grandpa Ben says: Raw food is all the rage!
Nick: This is great! But how are we going to work off all this gooey?
Ben: The Benmobile, of course!! Want a ride? (hops on the Benmobile) Here we go! This is going to be good.
Nick: Sweet! You know how I love to come along for the ride when you ride this thing. (he picks up a cowboy hat) RIDE 'EM, HATLEY!
Liv: (laughing) Have fun you two! Later on, I might have to hop on there myself. Cookie-Sushi rocks! (walks over and high fives Ben)
by Dusty's Baby Powder July 9, 2011
Get the Cookie-Sushi mug.A mix of massage and stretching exercises done by Ben and Liv Hatley. It was so named because of Ben's large hands. Often he does them to his grandkids or friends. And also he does these to Liv who absolutely loves it. This is guaranteed to make you limber. No ifs, hands, or paws about it!
Ben: Hey, anybody up for a baseball game? I'm ready to do my Panda Paw. You've got to warm up, you know? You can't play baseball on a cold body.
Liv: You're right. This is sweet. I love the Panda Paw stretches. The Hatley Hula, the Liv Lean - they're all part of it. (she starts doing a Hatley Hula) Easy now, don't go too much.
D.D.: What is this? I've never seen it. And who are you guys? I want to join this, too. It looks like fun.
Ben: I'm Ben Hatley. And this is my wife, Olivia, but folks call her Liv. This is my Panda Paw stretch. Why don't you try it? (he shows D.D. how to do some of it)
Liv: Is she getting the hang of it yet?
Ben: I don't think she can see. I don't think she can do this.
D.D.: He's right. I can't see. I'm blind and have to be guided. Do any of you two want to help me?
Liv: You poor thing. Sure we'll help. These stretches are awesome. And anyone can do it! Here, I'll help.
Beatrice: (entering with a baseball bat in hand) Hey, is the game on yet? I want to play!
Ben: Wait, we're just doing the Panda Paw stretches. Why don't you join us, too. We're all already teaching your friend, D.D.
D.D.: (reaches up and high fives Ben) This rocks! We're going to have to do these at the senior center. I love this!
Ben: Well, now that we're all limbered up, let's play ball! (he picks up a baseball and throws it at Beatrice. And he yells:) Batter up!!
Liv: You're right. This is sweet. I love the Panda Paw stretches. The Hatley Hula, the Liv Lean - they're all part of it. (she starts doing a Hatley Hula) Easy now, don't go too much.
D.D.: What is this? I've never seen it. And who are you guys? I want to join this, too. It looks like fun.
Ben: I'm Ben Hatley. And this is my wife, Olivia, but folks call her Liv. This is my Panda Paw stretch. Why don't you try it? (he shows D.D. how to do some of it)
Liv: Is she getting the hang of it yet?
Ben: I don't think she can see. I don't think she can do this.
D.D.: He's right. I can't see. I'm blind and have to be guided. Do any of you two want to help me?
Liv: You poor thing. Sure we'll help. These stretches are awesome. And anyone can do it! Here, I'll help.
Beatrice: (entering with a baseball bat in hand) Hey, is the game on yet? I want to play!
Ben: Wait, we're just doing the Panda Paw stretches. Why don't you join us, too. We're all already teaching your friend, D.D.
D.D.: (reaches up and high fives Ben) This rocks! We're going to have to do these at the senior center. I love this!
Ben: Well, now that we're all limbered up, let's play ball! (he picks up a baseball and throws it at Beatrice. And he yells:) Batter up!!
by Dusty's Baby Powder November 22, 2011
Get the Panda Paw mug.An intensely relaxing massage given by Ed Crankshaft to his family and friends. When he does it, they sigh in relief. Most notably given when one of his family or friends is stiff or tired at the end of the day. An Ed Massage is very soothing. It often includes the sea foam green lotion known as Edward Ocean. If you want something that won't take a lot of time, don't head for a massage parlor - try an Ed Massage. And remember, Ed Crankshaft sent you!
Pickles: Hey Ed, I'm so sore. Chasing Homer around the garden really took a lot out of me. Its rough being a cat.
Ed: Well, that's no problem. How about an Ed Massage? (he takes a spoonful of the Edward Ocean) Here's comes the massage plane into the hangar! Zoom! (he starts Pickles' fur)
Pam: Oh no, I've been walking all day. Did I see you giving Pickles an Ed Massage? I need one too!
Ed: Okay, easy, easy now. This is going to be good. This is sweet. (he starts rubbing Pam's feet) You poor little chick. Daddy knows what to do.
Ed: (while sitting in front of the bonfire he feels a twinge in his back) Oh no, now I need an Ed Massage. Give me that Edward Ocean, would ya? (he rubs some onto his back) There! That's better. That felt good.
Pam: Do you want me to do all over? I mean, not just your feet, but whole body? I can do that if you want me to.
Ed: Sweet! My whole body feels rough. I haven't had an Ed Massage in days. I just need to warm up is all. Ed Massages rock! One of the best ways to relax after a hard day.
Pickles: Right on! Even an old mudcat like me would love an Ed Massage every now and then. High paw! (Pickles high fives Ed, scratching his hand) Ed Massage forever!
Ed: Well, that's no problem. How about an Ed Massage? (he takes a spoonful of the Edward Ocean) Here's comes the massage plane into the hangar! Zoom! (he starts Pickles' fur)
Pam: Oh no, I've been walking all day. Did I see you giving Pickles an Ed Massage? I need one too!
Ed: Okay, easy, easy now. This is going to be good. This is sweet. (he starts rubbing Pam's feet) You poor little chick. Daddy knows what to do.
Ed: (while sitting in front of the bonfire he feels a twinge in his back) Oh no, now I need an Ed Massage. Give me that Edward Ocean, would ya? (he rubs some onto his back) There! That's better. That felt good.
Pam: Do you want me to do all over? I mean, not just your feet, but whole body? I can do that if you want me to.
Ed: Sweet! My whole body feels rough. I haven't had an Ed Massage in days. I just need to warm up is all. Ed Massages rock! One of the best ways to relax after a hard day.
Pickles: Right on! Even an old mudcat like me would love an Ed Massage every now and then. High paw! (Pickles high fives Ed, scratching his hand) Ed Massage forever!
by Dusty's Baby Powder October 26, 2011
Get the Ed Massage mug.A milkshake created by Ralph 'The Rocket' Meckler. It is very similar to a Cream of Crankshaft except using mint chocolate chip in place of the rocky road ice cream and keeping the vanilla. M&Ms are also added to represent stars.
Ed: Hey Nelson, you thirtsy? Want a Cream of Crankshaft?
Nelson: I'd rather have another type of milkshake instead. But I'm not sure what kind.
Ralph M: (excited) I got one for you, Nelson. How about a 'Rocketshake'?
Nelson: Wow, Mr. Meckler! What's in that?
Ralph M: Well, it's almost like Grandpa Ed's Cream of Crankshaft, but you use mint chocolate chip instead of rocky road ice cream, there's M&Ms in it. I'll whip you one up real quick.
(Ralph M makes the milkshake)
Ralph D: (sweating and panting) What in the world is that? I've never seen a milkshake like that.
Ralph M: It's a Rocketshake. You'll love it.
Nelson: Whoah, this is awesome!! It's a real blast!
Ralph M and Ralph D: They don't call it a Rocketshake for nothing, boy!!
Ed: Ten stars!
Nelson: I'd rather have another type of milkshake instead. But I'm not sure what kind.
Ralph M: (excited) I got one for you, Nelson. How about a 'Rocketshake'?
Nelson: Wow, Mr. Meckler! What's in that?
Ralph M: Well, it's almost like Grandpa Ed's Cream of Crankshaft, but you use mint chocolate chip instead of rocky road ice cream, there's M&Ms in it. I'll whip you one up real quick.
(Ralph M makes the milkshake)
Ralph D: (sweating and panting) What in the world is that? I've never seen a milkshake like that.
Ralph M: It's a Rocketshake. You'll love it.
Nelson: Whoah, this is awesome!! It's a real blast!
Ralph M and Ralph D: They don't call it a Rocketshake for nothing, boy!!
Ed: Ten stars!
by Dusty's Baby Powder March 14, 2011
Get the Rocketshake mug.Nelson: Hey grandpa! It's a gramptastic day out there!
Earl: You're right! What's say we hit the rocktrail and look for some rocks.
Nelson: Nothing more gramptastic than that
Earl: You're right! What's say we hit the rocktrail and look for some rocks.
Nelson: Nothing more gramptastic than that
by Dusty's Baby Powder October 3, 2010
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