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Definitions by Dusty's Baby Powder

An exercise program most notably done by Opal Crankshaft. Done in a mirror in order to maintain the 'perky' expression on Opal's face.
Opal: Hey Martha, your face is sagging. You've got to do some perkies!

Martha: What the heck are perkies? I've never heard of that in all my 70 years.

Amos: Ten hut! A little facial PT, huh?

Opal: Yeah, you should try this. You're gonna love it! I do it all the time.

Amos: Might as well. If it's gonna make Martha look good it might make me look good too!
Perkies by Dusty's Baby Powder October 18, 2010

Bluehanded

Showing of affiliation for any school that uses blue as a school color. But most notably used against The University of North Carolina by fans of Duke.
Morris: Hey, Duke and UNC are playing tonight mom!

Beatrice: Oh my God, they're gonna get caught bluehanded!

Morris: The Duke fans are on the prowl. The bluehands are gonna be everywhere!!
Bluehanded by Dusty's Baby Powder October 12, 2010

Mall Grizzly 

It's a bear that patrols malls, often catching bad shoppers and putting them in mall jails. One of many mall cop animals.
Ralph: It's been a rough day. The mall grizzly out here is really crazy.

Emily: Do you think we can trap them? We need some honey.

Ralph: No, mall grizzlies don't eat honey, they eat money!!

Mall Grizzly 

It's a bear that patrols malls, often catching bad shoppers and putting them in mall jails. One of many mall cop animals.
Ralph: It's been a rough day. The mall grizzly out here is really crazy.

Emily: Do you think we can trap them? We need some honey.

Ralph: No, mall grizzlies don't eat honey, they eat money!!

Bluehanded

Showing of affiliation for any school that uses blue as a school color. But most notably used against The University of North Carolina by fans of Duke.
Morris: Hey, Duke and UNC are playing tonight mom!

Beatrice: Oh my God, they're gonna get caught bluehanded!

Morris: The Duke fans are on the prowl. The bluehands are gonna be everywhere!!
Bluehanded by Dusty's Baby Powder October 11, 2010
Showing intense affiliation for Duke University in Durham, North Carolina. Most notably by painting the entire body royal blue.
Beatrice: Hey Ed, wanna go Duking with me tomorrow night?

Ed: Sure, UNC's playing them, right?

Beatrice: Yup@ We're gonna get our Duke on!

Ed: Sheesh, Kent State ain't got nothing on me.

Beatrice: This is Duke country, baby!
Duking by Dusty's Baby Powder October 11, 2010
Showing intense affiliation for Duke University in Durham, North Carolina. Most notably by painting the entire body royal blue.
Beatrice: Hey Ed, wanna go Duking with me tomorrow night?

Ed: Sure, UNC's playing them, right?

Beatrice: Yup@ We're gonna get our Duke on!

Ed: Sheesh, Kent State ain't got nothing on me.

Beatrice: This is Duke country, baby!
Duking by Dusty's Baby Powder October 11, 2010