dunky

A condom. (see also funky dunky, spunky dunky).

I am too embarrassed to buy a dunky, i send my dad to get them for me. Unfortunately he always brings back the extra-large size and i can't get the buggers to fit.

by Dunky Oggins December 09, 2003

ringburner

diarrhoea of such severity that it burns the anus.

that bloody cup of tea i had at the snooker club gave me a terrible ringburner.

by Dunky Oggins November 14, 2003

cherry blossom kiss

Cunnilinctus performed on a menstruating woman.

IDS was a real gentleman: even though Widdecombe was riding the cotton pony she was in need of a little loving, so he kindly gave her a cherry blossom kiss.

by Dunky Oggins December 30, 2003

shonker

a Tottenham supporter.

Ali G is a shonker.

by Dunky Oggins October 31, 2003

cunny-haunted

A male obsessed with sex.

Poor Trevor's suffering from horn colic again, he's cunny-haunted.

by Dunky Oggins January 10, 2004

postilion

to give sexual pleasure by inserting a finger into the anus.

"I'm getting very worried about Edward," said a grave-faced Elizabeth, "Yesterday he was caught postilioning the new butler."

by Dunky Oggins November 24, 2003

knocking shop

A brothel.

Kevin was very shocked to see several police cars pull up outside Alec's house. "I guess he's been seen interfering with his gnomes again" Kevin surmised.
"Nah" replied John, "The pigs were tipped off that he's been running a knocking shop."

by Dunky Oggins December 30, 2003