piss polo

Trying to move disinfectant tablets along a urinal trough using one's stream of urine.

Kevin had spent ages in the toilet at the snooker club.
"You bin playing piss polo again" said an exasperated John.
"Nah, I've bin black-'n'-deckering" replied Kevin with a smug grin.

by Dunky Oggins January 25, 2004

cherry blossom kiss

Cunnilinctus performed on a menstruating woman.

IDS was a real gentleman: even though Widdecombe was riding the cotton pony she was in need of a little loving, so he kindly gave her a cherry blossom kiss.

by Dunky Oggins December 30, 2003

fawcetting

engaging in homosexual acts with one's servant.

"stay out of the bedroom for a while" said Elizabeth to Diana, "Charles is fawcetting again."

by Dunky Oggins November 08, 2003

red flag week

pertaining to a woman's period.

June wouldn't let me fuck her yesterday, it's red flag week.

by Dunky Oggins October 30, 2003

get some duke

To have someone's fingers or fist inserted into one's anus for sexual pleasure.

"Oh yes, my Phillip likes to get some duke" said Elizabeth rolling up her sleeves.

by Dunky Oggins December 16, 2003

strawberry swirly

Sexual intercourse with a menstruating woman.

Cherie was riding the cotton pony, but Tony was so desperate for a bunk up he asked her if he could have a strawberry swirly.

by Dunky Oggins December 05, 2003

hoggins [also 'oggins]

British Sexual pleasure.

Did you get your hoggins last night?

by Dunky Oggins October 17, 2003