mars bar

Excrement, or pertaining to defecation.

I'm just going to the toilet to do a mars bar.

by Dunky Oggins November 21, 2003

black-'n'-deckering

Drilling a hole between cubicles in a public lavatory in order to spy on one's neighbour.

Kevin was too frightened to go for an Irish shave at the snooker club after he heard Keith had recently been questioned by the police on suspicion of black-'n'-deckering.

by Dunky Oggins December 23, 2003

red flag week

pertaining to a woman's period.

June wouldn't let me fuck her yesterday, it's red flag week.

by Dunky Oggins October 30, 2003

singed minge

a vagina with its pubic hair shaved

i wonder if Britney has a singed minge?

by Dunky Oggins October 28, 2003

riding the cotton pony

having a period; menstruating.

better put a plastic sheet on the sofa before thunderthighs sits down, she's riding the cotton pony.

by Dunky Oggins November 23, 2003

rattle bollocks

The vagina

Kevin was very happy: he was just about to stick his bacon bazooka into Britney's rattle bollocks, but then he woke up and was disappointed to find it was just Peggy in bed with him.

by Dunky Oggins December 05, 2003

minge winker

a striptease artiste

Widdecombe gave up politics to become a minge winker.

by Dunky Oggins October 31, 2003