black-'n'-deckering

Drilling a hole between cubicles in a public lavatory in order to spy on one's neighbour.

Kevin was too frightened to go for an Irish shave at the snooker club after he heard Keith had recently been questioned by the police on suspicion of black-'n'-deckering.

by Dunky Oggins December 23, 2003

crapper dick

A policeman who hangs around public lavatories in order to entrap gay men having sex.

"That poor Greek pop star, set up by that nasty crapper dick, it just ain't right, there ought to be a bloody law against it," seethed an irate Mr Tebbit.

by Dunky Oggins December 30, 2003

piss broken glass

To be infected with gonorrhoea, so named by the pain the disease causes when urinating.

Cherie was very upset: she was not able to have a bit of giblet pie for several weeks because Tony had been pissing broken glass.

by Dunky Oggins November 23, 2003

shit shag

anal intercourse

you're walking funny, did you have a shit shag last night?

by Dunky Oggins October 30, 2003

clitty clitty bang bang

To masturbate a woman by prodding her clitoris with one's erect penis.

Cherie was riding the cotton pony and Tony did not fancy a strawberry swirly, so he gave her a clitty clitty bang bang.

by Dunky Oggins January 25, 2004

grease the gash

female masturbation

June was bored: Alec had been playing with his gnomes for hours, so she went upstairs to grease the gash.

by Dunky Oggins November 14, 2003

paisley removal

The male habit of trying to remove specks of faeces from the toilet bowl by using one's stream of urine.

I'm not saying the toilets at the snooker club are dirty, but i must have spent at least half an hour on paisley removal there the other night.

by Dunky Oggins December 23, 2003