Irish toothache

an erection.

I saw Britney on Top of the Pops last night and i got a massive Irish toothache.

by Dunky Oggins November 03, 2003

Greek sauna

Placing one's partner's head under the duvet after one has broken wind.

"Phillip, you do love to give a Greek sauna don't you" said a gagging Elizabeth.

by Dunky Oggins December 21, 2003

kentucky fried rat

A spicey fast-food very popular in Korea and Upton Park High Street.

I complained to the shops manager when i discovered a piece of chicken amongst my kentucky fried rat.

by Dunky Oggins November 25, 2003

grease the gash

female masturbation

June was bored: Alec had been playing with his gnomes for hours, so she went upstairs to grease the gash.

by Dunky Oggins November 15, 2003

vatican roulette

Sex without contraception.

Charles was very stressed: he had had some vatican roulette with his new maid and now he was worried she might be up the duff.

by Dunky Oggins January 06, 2004

horizontal jogging

British Sexual intercourse.

Hey Britney, fancy some horizontal jogging?

by Dunky Oggins October 18, 2003

full house

being infected with both syphilis and gonorrhoea.

i wish i hadn't fucked thunderthighs, she gave me a full house.

by Dunky Oggins November 14, 2003