105 definitions by Dunky Oggins

postilion

to give sexual pleasure by inserting a finger into the anus.

"I'm getting very worried about Edward," said a grave-faced Elizabeth, "Yesterday he was caught postilioning the new butler."

by Dunky Oggins November 24, 2003

i'm gonna go and lay a pipeline before my bag bursts.

by Dunky Oggins October 31, 2003

It came as a great shock to me when i discovered that Charles was a peanut-packer.

by Dunky Oggins November 8, 2003

performing cunnilinctus on a menstruating woman. (see also fish supper, diving into the red sea, rainbow necker).

Alec promised June a jam supper, but only if she took out her fanny haddock first.

by Dunky Oggins November 30, 2003

A dog used for sexual purposes by its owner.

"I think it was a mistake to get a pit bull terrier as a fuckleberry hound" said Dave, holding the bloody stump on his groin.

by Dunky Oggins November 30, 2003

A woman who is sexually penetrated by 3 men at the same time, that is vaginally, anally, orally.

Kevin was very happy when he pulled a barstool at the snooker club, but less happy when he found she had given him a full house.

by Dunky Oggins November 30, 2003

i got so excited watching Peggy hanging her knickers on the line it took half a roll of bog paper to mop up the stain i made on the carpet.

by Dunky Oggins November 13, 2003