fawcetting

engaging in homosexual acts with one's servant.

"stay out of the bedroom for a while" said Elizabeth to Diana, "Charles is fawcetting again."

by Dunky Oggins November 08, 2003

dumdum bullet

gay slang for a particularly large penis, so named because of the supposed damage it does to internal organs during anal intercourse.

I almost fainted when, with a wicked twinkle in his eye, Alec whipped out his dumdum bullet.

by Dunky Oggins November 13, 2003

callibisters

The testicles.

One's callibisters is what contains one's bollock yoghurt.

by Dunky Oggins January 11, 2004

get some cold comfort

To have sexual relations with a corpse.

Poor old Alec, he got sacked from his new job at the undertakers when the boss caught him getting some cold comfort.

by Dunky Oggins January 09, 2004

Irish shave

pertaining to defecation

i better go take an Irish shave, that curry i had last night seems to have worked its way through.

by Dunky Oggins November 13, 2003

vatican roulette

Sex without contraception.

Charles was very stressed: he had had some vatican roulette with his new maid and now he was worried she might be up the duff.

by Dunky Oggins January 06, 2004

bit of the other

British Sexual intercourse

I fancy a bit of the other with Kylie.

by Dunky Oggins October 17, 2003