Dunky Oggins's definitions

liquid fart

involuntarily passing runny faeces whilst breaking wind, often the precursor to a ringburner.

"That's the last time i wash your y-fronts Phillip", said Elizabeth angrily, "you keep doing those dreadful liquid farts."

by Dunky Oggins November 18, 2003

spunk bubble

a general term of abuse directed at someone.

You spunk bubble DeFoe, you should have passed the ball not taken a shot!

by Dunky Oggins October 28, 2003

spunkie

A promiscuous and sex-obsessed person - (conflation of spunk (=semen) and junkie.)

"That Diana was a right spunkie" muttered Phillip disapprovingly.

by Dunky Oggins November 25, 2003

ringburner

diarrhoea of such severity that it burns the anus.

that bloody cup of tea i had at the snooker club gave me a terrible ringburner.

by Dunky Oggins November 13, 2003

Gravesend sweetmeats

solid lumps of sewage

i wouldn't go swimming in there mate, it's full of Gravesend sweetmeats.

by Dunky Oggins November 13, 2003

Irish toothache

an erection.

I saw Britney on Top of the Pops last night and i got a massive Irish toothache.

by Dunky Oggins November 3, 2003

horn colic

an involuntary erection.

It is quite embarassing to get horn colic on a train during the rush hour.

by Dunky Oggins November 3, 2003