Definitions by Dunky Oggins

Mexican lipstick 

Smears of blood around the mouth of a person who has been performing cunnilinctus on a menstruating woman.

"Oh daddy, has someone given you a bunch of fives" said a distraught Charles.
"No, it's one's Mexican lipstick" replied Phillip smugly.

Mexican lipstick by Dunky Oggins June 11, 2006

clitty clitty bang bang 

To masturbate a woman by prodding her clitoris with one's erect penis.

Cherie was riding the cotton pony and Tony did not fancy a strawberry swirly, so he gave her a clitty clitty bang bang.

clitty clitty bang bang by Dunky Oggins January 25, 2004

sports bag 

A bag in which one's partner stands whilst having sex in a toilet cubicle, in order to avoid their feet being seen by the lavatory attendant.

Edward was planning a little trip to Picadilly Circus.
"Would one like to take one's sports bag?" asked his butler with a straight-face.

sports bag by Dunky Oggins January 25, 2004

piss polo

Trying to move disinfectant tablets along a urinal trough using one's stream of urine.

Kevin had spent ages in the toilet at the snooker club.
"You bin playing piss polo again" said an exasperated John.
"Nah, I've bin black-'n'-deckering" replied Kevin with a smug grin.

piss polo by Dunky Oggins January 25, 2004

golden screw

Anal intercourse culminating in urination rather than ejaculation.

Charles sent his butler down to the garage to fetch some plastic sheeting.
"Dirty bugger," thought the butler, "He's gonna have a golden screw tonight."

golden screw by Dunky Oggins January 25, 2004

jumble-giblets

The penis.

One uses one's jumble-giblets to give one's partner some giblet pie.

jumble-giblets by Dunky Oggins January 11, 2004

callibisters

The testicles.

One's callibisters is what contains one's bollock yoghurt.

callibisters by Dunky Oggins January 11, 2004