Dunky Oggins's definitions

clithopper

A promiscuous lesbian.

Kevin was very disappointed: Peggy had turned down his offer of a date.
"You wombat!" exclaimed John, "Everyone knows she's a clithopper."

by Dunky Oggins January 10, 2004

turd-burglar

a homosexual man

I never knew Elton was a turd-burglar.

by Dunky Oggins November 4, 2003

giblet pie

sexual intercourse

"Camilla,let's have a bit of giblet pie after the banquet" said Charles lasciviously.

by Dunky Oggins November 23, 2003

liver-lifter

An especially large penis.

I always wondered why June had an almost permanent smile on her face, until i discovered Alec had a liver-lifter.

by Dunky Oggins December 23, 2003

fuckleberry hound

A dog used for sexual purposes by its owner.

"I think it was a mistake to get a pit bull terrier as a fuckleberry hound" said Dave, holding the bloody stump on his groin.

by Dunky Oggins November 30, 2003

peanut-packer

a male homosexual

It came as a great shock to me when i discovered that Charles was a peanut-packer.

by Dunky Oggins November 8, 2003

blood sports

Cunnilinctus performed on a menstruating woman

"Phillip, now that fox hunting is illegal, let's stay in this afternoon for some blood sports" said Elizabeth with a twinkle in her eye.

by Dunky Oggins December 10, 2003