minge winker

a striptease artiste

Widdecombe gave up politics to become a minge winker.

by Dunky Oggins November 01, 2003

bearded oyster

vagina

put some knickers on Peggy, you're showing your bearded oyster!

by Dunky Oggins November 01, 2003

scatting

A sexual act entailing defecating onto the face of one's partner.

Doctor, can i have some Picolax please, my new girlfriend is into scatting.

by Dunky Oggins December 17, 2003

diving into the red sea

to perform cunnilinctus on a menstruating woman.

Bernadette was very happy: her new boyfriend had promised to go diving into the red sea once Eastenders had finished.

by Dunky Oggins November 16, 2003

Bombay omelette

vomit, particularly forming a puddle on a pavement.

watch out for that Bombay omelette!

by Dunky Oggins October 26, 2003

sports bag

A bag in which one's partner stands whilst having sex in a toilet cubicle, in order to avoid their feet being seen by the lavatory attendant.

Edward was planning a little trip to Picadilly Circus.
"Would one like to take one's sports bag?" asked his butler with a straight-face.

by Dunky Oggins January 25, 2004

shit shag

anal intercourse

you're walking funny, did you have a shit shag last night?

by Dunky Oggins October 30, 2003