105 definitions by Dunky Oggins

kentucky fried rat

A spicey fast-food very popular in Korea and Upton Park High Street.

I complained to the shops manager when i discovered a piece of chicken amongst my kentucky fried rat.

by Dunky Oggins November 25, 2003

June was bored: Alec had been playing with his gnomes for hours, so she went upstairs to grease the gash.

by Dunky Oggins November 15, 2003

vomit, particularly forming a puddle on a pavement.

watch out for that Bombay omelette!

by Dunky Oggins October 26, 2003

A bag in which one's partner stands whilst having sex in a toilet cubicle, in order to avoid their feet being seen by the lavatory attendant.

Edward was planning a little trip to Picadilly Circus.
"Would one like to take one's sports bag?" asked his butler with a straight-face.

by Dunky Oggins January 25, 2004

you're walking funny, did you have a shit shag last night?

by Dunky Oggins October 30, 2003

put some knickers on Peggy, you're showing your bearded oyster!

by Dunky Oggins November 1, 2003

A sexual act entailing defecating onto the face of one's partner.

Doctor, can i have some Picolax please, my new girlfriend is into scatting.

by Dunky Oggins December 17, 2003