Dump truck 's definitions

Ice cube club

When you jizz in an ice cube tray, freeze it, then have a party with your friends and make mixed drinks with them..... Bottoms up!!!

I don't think I'm a member of the ice cube club, but all of my friends are!!!

by Dump truck January 2, 2017

Soak it in cider

When any part of a male's body is injured, this is what can be done to make it all better........ See also "soak it inside her".

Damn, Bob just got kicked in the junk, he better soak it in cider.

by Dump truck January 6, 2017

Tea crumpet

A pussy with five o'clock shadow.

I got whisker burn when I tried to eat her tea crumpet.

by Dump truck November 4, 2016

Flamethrower

Bouncer at a gay bar.

Did you see how far the flamethrower threw that dude?

by Dump truck November 20, 2016

Democratitis

When Democrats lose an election and resort to violence thinking that they can change the outcome of the election.

Oregon has become a major hub of democratitis.

by Dump truck November 11, 2016

Curb stomp

To place someone's open mouth on a curb and stomp on the top of their head so as to break and/or separate the lower jaw from the upper jaw and breaking teeth in the process.

Johnny slept with my girl..... I'm giving him a curb stomp.

by Dump truck January 2, 2017

Ghetto genocide

When a guy masturbating with a wet 9 volt battery duct taped to the bottom of his beanbag in an attempt to kill off all sperm prior to ejaculation....it also gives one hell of an orgasm!!!!

I don't want any kids so I always commit ghetto genocide.

by Dump truck December 24, 2016