Nebraska No-No

Sticking a corn cob halfway up your ass and running through the pig sty with your pants around your ankles.

No matter how bored I am, I would never do the Nebraska No-No.

by Dump truck January 06, 2017

Toadie

A girl who socks dick like a bullfrog swallowing a fly.

Every guy dreams of getting head from a toadie.

by Dump truck November 04, 2016

Low-mount handshake

When you grab the hand of an unsuspecting individual and bring it near your genitals and act like you are humping the hell out of it.

Dude, I just gave that hot bitch over there a Low-mount handshake!

by Dump truck January 04, 2017

Electionitis

Medical condition caused by a lack of viable candidates from which to choose resulting in apathy.

I'm not voting this year, I've got electionitis.

by Dump truck November 09, 2016

Nigganame

Complete misuse of the English language to give a name to a poor soul that must now muddle through life with a complex.

Nigganame: Sha' niqua, Yolanda, Mustafa, LaTrell, etc.

by Dump truck December 25, 2016

Bunnyfuck

Term used by teenage boys when they desperately want to have sex with a very hot looking girl....they just want 5 minutes to put it in, wiggle, and pray to God that they can cum.

Man, that chick is so hot, I'd bunnyfuck the hell out of her!

by Dump truck November 09, 2016

Sasquatch crotch

The hairiest crotch you have ever seen.

The bitch took her panties off and I was staring A Sasquatch crotch right in the face.....so I told the bitch to trim that shit and I gave her the Dirty tomahawk when I was done.

by Dump truck December 23, 2016