Mizel

That guy down the street who isn't married and washes his car on his front lawn every Saturday morning in his work boots, extra short cut off jean shorts and no shirt, with a big beer gut and a bad mullet and an extra hairy back.

Jen: Have you seen that Mizel down the street?
Emily: Yeah he totally gives me the creeps...
Jen: But kind of in a good way?
Emily: Yeah I'd let him butter my muffin...
Jen: I'd give him a blumpkin
Emily: Oooo, you're a dirty slut when it comes to Mizels

by Dump Truck October 21, 2007

The friggin chicken

When your crazy uncle comes over for a birthday party and he gets absolutely hammered, goes into the bathroom and comes out wearing nothing but a chicken mask screaming that he's gonna git Dat ass while chasing your children around the house.

Uncle Wayne is coming over again.... Let's just let him do the friggin chicken again...... It's hilarious!

by Dump truck January 24, 2017

Bunnyfuck

Term used by teenage boys when they desperately want to have sex with a very hot looking girl....they just want 5 minutes to put it in, wiggle, and pray to God that they can cum.

Man, that chick is so hot, I'd bunnyfuck the hell out of her!

by Dump truck November 09, 2016

Sasquatch crotch

The hairiest crotch you have ever seen.

The bitch took her panties off and I was staring A Sasquatch crotch right in the face.....so I told the bitch to trim that shit and I gave her the Dirty tomahawk when I was done.

by Dump truck December 23, 2016

Shitter

Dumbfuck who feels the need to put their name in the urban dictionary.

Unreal how many shitters there are in this world!

by Dump truck January 06, 2017

Democratitis

When Democrats lose an election and resort to violence thinking that they can change the outcome of the election.

Oregon has become a major hub of democratitis.

by Dump truck November 11, 2016

Curb stomp

To place someone's open mouth on a curb and stomp on the top of their head so as to break and/or separate the lower jaw from the upper jaw and breaking teeth in the process.

Johnny slept with my girl..... I'm giving him a curb stomp.

by Dump truck January 02, 2017