Dump Truck's definitions

Mizel

That guy down the street who isn't married and washes his car on his front lawn every Saturday morning in his work boots, extra short cut off jean shorts and no shirt, with a big beer gut and a bad mullet and an extra hairy back.

Jen: Have you seen that Mizel down the street?
Emily: Yeah he totally gives me the creeps...
Jen: But kind of in a good way?
Emily: Yeah I'd let him butter my muffin...
Jen: I'd give him a blumpkin
Emily: Oooo, you're a dirty slut when it comes to Mizels

by Dump Truck October 21, 2007

The friggin chicken

When your crazy uncle comes over for a birthday party and he gets absolutely hammered, goes into the bathroom and comes out wearing nothing but a chicken mask screaming that he's gonna git Dat ass while chasing your children around the house.

Uncle Wayne is coming over again.... Let's just let him do the friggin chicken again...... It's hilarious!

by Dump truck January 24, 2017

Soak it in cider

When any part of a male's body is injured, this is what can be done to make it all better........ See also "soak it inside her".

Damn, Bob just got kicked in the junk, he better soak it in cider.

by Dump truck January 6, 2017

The optical illusion

Getting a handy from a midget while wearing horse-blinders so that all you can see is a pair of tiny hands on your junk making your junk look huge.

I've waited my whole life to get the optical illusion, and it made me feel great!

by Dump truck January 2, 2017

Gerbil girdle

Sexual act where one wraps a hamster/gerbil with duct tape prior to insertion of the erect penis into the animal, this is done so that the hampster/gerbil doesn't explode whilst getting fucked.

You guys wanna come over and see my gerbil girdle?

by Dump truck January 24, 2017

Sasquatch crotch

The hairiest crotch you have ever seen.

The bitch took her panties off and I was staring A Sasquatch crotch right in the face.....so I told the bitch to trim that shit and I gave her the Dirty tomahawk when I was done.

by Dump truck December 23, 2016

Humpknuckle

An extremely short penis

How do you expect to please anybody with that humpknuckle?

by Dump truck January 29, 2017