Dump Truck's definitions

Super losers

Idiots who protest because their team lost the Super Bowl.

I can't believe that the Super losers are protesting this...... The ignorance of these people baffles me.......I wish they would get a life.

by Dump truck February 7, 2017

Pubic gravity

The force felt when two people are attracted to each other by their genitals and all that either one of them can think about when they are around each other is ripping their clothes off and getting down to hard-core fucking.

I know that I've got the hots for that fine ass bitch at work, maybe it's pubic gravity......

by Dump truck January 29, 2017

Sleeving up

Attempting to stick your entire arm inside a vagina.

I'm gonna make this bitch squirt on my face by sleeving up!!!

by Dump truck January 29, 2017

Humpknuckle

An extremely short penis

How do you expect to please anybody with that humpknuckle?

by Dump truck January 29, 2017

Stiff toothbrush

Sexual act where the male waits for the female to fall asleep, he gets a monster stiffy worked up, and attempts to simulate brushing the female's teeth. If completed, your wad is the toothpaste. The ultimate is if she never wakes up during the stiff toothbrush and your wad gets nice and crusty on her face by morning.

She's got my balls so blue I'm gonna give her a stiff toothbrush.

by Dump truck January 29, 2017

Milkshake shot

Sexual act where the male ejaculates into a shot glass and the female drinks it.

Hey baby, I've got a milkshake shot for you.....

by Dump truck January 24, 2017

Gerbil girdle

Sexual act where one wraps a hamster/gerbil with duct tape prior to insertion of the erect penis into the animal, this is done so that the hampster/gerbil doesn't explode whilst getting fucked.

You guys wanna come over and see my gerbil girdle?

by Dump truck January 24, 2017