Bacon's Rebellion

An armed rebellion in Virginia we only learn about because of the tasty name.

Anna: I'm learning about Bacon's Rebellion.
Hank: I'm hungry.

by Dumb_Bass September 26, 2020

Building

Something that tells you not to be racist.

Stan: Don't be racist, I am a building
And I’ve got news for you
Hey there Steven
Blacks and whites are even
How would you feel if the joke was on you
Blacks, whites, Indians and Spanish
They all came from the sea
We all have to share the same world
Trixie won't you sing with me
Trixie: Hey Stan
Stan: Hey there Trixie
Trixie: What you singing about?
Stan: Oh not much, just skyscraper stuff, like racism
Trixie and Stan: Don't be racist, we both are buildings
Listen to what we mean
Love one another
Sisters and brothers
Or we will haunt your dreams
Or we will haunt your dreams
Or we will haunt your dreams

*wink*

by Dumb_Bass September 26, 2020

bisexual flag

A pink, purple, and blue flag representing bisexuality. Although it usually has pink on the top, bisexuals don't care if you draw or fly it upside down since it goes both ways. Bisexuals think of the flag when ever they see a gradient with purple in it.

Lauren: I got my bisexual flag in the mail today!
Kevin: Are you going to iron it?
Lauren: Never.

by Dumb_Bass September 26, 2020

r/unpopularopinion

A sub-reddit for popular opinions.

r/unpopularopinion? What a blatant lie!

by Dumb_Bass September 26, 2020

2doc

A ship between 2-D and Murdoc of Gorillaz that only degenerates support. Not because it's gay, but because Murdoc is abusive towards 2-D.

Sarah: Did you read my 2doc fanfic?
Lynn: Yes, and I vomited.

by Dumb_Bass September 13, 2020

bisexual ambiverted agnostic polyamorous ambidextrous centrist switch

Someone who has never made a decision in their life.

Nina: I'm a bisexual ambiverted agnostic polyamorous ambidextrous centrist switch.
Sally: Pick a side already!

by Dumb_Bass September 26, 2020

LEQ

A long essay question assigned to A.P. students. It's a legal torture device that destroys the sanity of young Americans and Canadians. If you have an I.Q. under 200, it'll make you feel like an idiot. However, it pales in comparison to the dreaded DBQ.

Timmy: I have to complete an LEQ for A.P. World History.
Jeff: Good luck. You're gonna need it.

by Dumb_Bass September 26, 2020