Duke's definitions

buttsnacks

Stuff in the butt you eat as a snack, such as poop.

You won't find buttsnacks in the grocery store near the Dunkaroos

by Duke January 31, 2003

buntline

The hair going from your belly button to your crotch.

Avril Lavigne's got a hairy buntline.

by Duke January 29, 2003

mile-high club

Having sex with another person in an airplane.

I had consensual missionary sex with my wife in an airplane and we joined the mile-high club. Then I banged the stewardess and got a gold membership.

by Duke January 27, 2003

Limpfant

When you are masturbating with the television on and a commercial comes on with a baby in it, effectively ruining your self-touch session and causing limpness.

During last night's episode of Roswell, I nearly cranked off to Katherine Heigl until a huggies commercial came on and I got a limpfant.

by Duke January 22, 2003

Telechubby

Getting hard from an image on television.

Watching the chicks on Joe Millionaire gives me a telechubby.

by Duke January 22, 2003

Dutch War

When you give a girl the dutch oven, then in retaliation gives you the dutch oven back, creating a farting war underneath the covers.

In dutch wars, there are no winners, just really messy sheets.

by Duke January 22, 2003

Illegally Cute

An underage girl that looks good.

Those Olsen Twins are illegally cute.

by Duke January 22, 2003