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Dutch War

When you give a girl the dutch oven, then in retaliation gives you the dutch oven back, creating a farting war underneath the covers.
In dutch wars, there are no winners, just really messy sheets.
by Duke January 22, 2003
mugGet the Dutch Warmug.

Fun Muffins

I love unwrapping fun muffins and putting them in my mouth.
by Duke February 25, 2003
mugGet the Fun Muffinsmug.

Kwanzaa

It's the right-on power handshake of the 1990s. Yet another politically correct tactic to get whites to pay attention to non-whites, primarily blacks. It's a fabricated holiday based on race, invented by a convicted felon, which is too third world for most black Americans, too jewish for black muslims, and too stupid for everyone else. Now that's a fine example for the ghetto children of the world!
I'm cwazy for Kwanzaa!
by Duke December 24, 2004
mugGet the Kwanzaamug.

bootch

When I finished ravaging that whore's ass it left her with a bootch.
by Duke July 21, 2004
mugGet the bootchmug.

Cheeba

Noun: one of many street names for the holiest of holy, almighty peacebringer known as Marijuana

See also: wordpot wordweed wordganja
Yo man, do you know where a brother might score some cheeba right now?
by Duke July 10, 2003
mugGet the Cheebamug.

first story told in therapy

When you walk in on your parents having sex, which can lead to one seeking professional assistance in coping with the event.
Dr. Jean and Dr. Grey often fall asleep in therapy sessions because the first story told in therapy is always the same.
by Duke January 22, 2003
mugGet the first story told in therapymug.

quarters

i like money
money is good
to bad it starts wars
dont put money in your mouth
u will get STDs
by duke May 30, 2003
mugGet the quartersmug.

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