The Geeks

My band, for the most part we can't play instruments bar the drummer. We were going to be called The Lismuse Dashers, however we were amused by the American preoccupation with dividing teenagers into little social categories like 'jocks' and 'geeks'. Seeing ourselves to be the complete anti-thesis of the traditional view of a 'jock' we toyed with the name 'The Anti-Jocks' before settling for the simpler and easier to remember 'The Geeks'. Due to the fact that we know that this name will inevitably have been done before due to its sheer obviousness, we will probably change the name back to The Lismuse Dashers once we can actually play instruments. Despite our lack of musical talent, we have successfully written a song called 'I Fucking Hate My Parents', Original, isn't it?
Duuuuuuuuuuuude, The Lismuse Dashers (formerly The Geeks), totally rocked at that sold out gig at Wembley Arena last night! Everyone was moshing to 'I fucking Hate My Parents'!
by dudeman April 07, 2004
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weenis

a person who is obsessed with someone or something.
Nick Hiene is a serious video game weenis.
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room temperature ones

a one which is not cold. however it is barely a one at all, as proven in strong bad's theory of the properties of ones, in which the ONEitude is directly proportional to the COLDitude. room temperature ones are known to be drunk in foreign lands, along with not-so-cold ones and *shudder* warm ones.
Although on certain evenings in spring a cool one can be quite refreshing. Mmmmmm, thats a good one...
by dudeman February 21, 2004
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speedy

The best adjective to describe somebody on the drug of speed.
Hey speedy, go get me my McBiggot sammich!
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moshers

One who partakes in the activity of moshing, that is to flail about madly and violently to the rhythm of music. The louder and faster the music, the better it is to mosh to.
My friends band didn't get through to the next round of Emergenza because a couple of people got black eyes in the mosh pit.Pshaw, they still enjoyed themselves didn't they?
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pokey the penguin

Pokry the Penguin has a degree in theoretical physics.
"Wait a minute, Pokeyzilla does not have a rocket launcher! You are just pokey!"

"Teehee!"
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