Dude's definitions

baloon job

another word for giving and or getting head.

that krumpet gives good baloon jobs.

by Dude October 17, 2002

Shitpuss

1. someone who doesnt hav any sense and is looks hammered most of the time
2. A loser

Drew, your a shitpuss.

by dude March 20, 2005

Thade

Sexy, very very sexy.
Just ask anyone.

I said anyone.........

by Dude October 16, 2004

Cruton

Someone whose eyes twitch when you mention the word potato.

Dude. Jackie's a cruton.

by Dude April 8, 2004

Diouf

To spit,after Bolton Wanderers football player El-Hadj Diouf

"Ive just dioufed on the floor becoz ive bummed my cigarete"

"i will diouf in your face, prick"

by Dude March 4, 2005

Hindi

Arey dudes, stop all this bickering na! We're all Indians and not matter Bollywood or Tollywood, we all want to be like a white person in America, right yaar?
Heh. Guys - India could be better without you sectionalistic people representing your own language...I'm Telugu and don't approve of what the Telugu person said...And I think everyone else said it not cool. Abdul Kalam, India's President and Father or Missile Technology there is from Tamil Nadu...Honestly guy, we're all Indian...Let's have some Indian pride, no "Hindi or what state you're from" pride or some "Tamil" pride...Ok?

Hindi's a cool language and the national language besides english of India. It's a lot like other Indian languages and it has a lot of "hai"s in it.

- Caise ho beta?

- Aapka nam kya hai?

- Me tumse pyaar kartha hoon.

by Dude December 28, 2004

Scramble

When you feel like you have to fart but end up shitting your pants.

I made a scramble in the restaurant yesterday.

by dude September 27, 2003