Dude's definitions

toolbag

To be a toolbag is to only be able to think off one line off jokes in a whole 4 week period, and never get anyone to laugh at it, vere but to instead incite everyone to laugh at him

Dave who cannot think off anything other than repeating his very unfunny catchphrase " Hey dud u been spooning"

by dude December 20, 2004

Spinster

A woman who is old and not married. They are usually crazy and are just more proof that women NEED us men.

Note: When men are old and not married it's stylish

The Trunchbull from Roald Dahl's Matilda.

Joan Rivers.

Abe Einhorn

by Dude March 2, 2005

Onanism

The withdrawl method of birth control

(removeing ones penis before reaching orgasm)

-not an effective method of birth control

Lets do onanism tonight hunny

by dude August 24, 2003

gora

An indians word 4 White bowi
Gori 4 white gyal

Those goras piss me off!

by Dude September 14, 2004

synesthesia

Synesthesia is a condition in which people have difficulty distinguishing between various sensory inputs.

this circle smells red

by dude March 8, 2004

wheatley

A horrible school with suburban pressures.

Wheatley is a bad school.

by Dude December 28, 2004

Special K

A type of illegal substance. the full name is "ketamine." it is a type of cat tranquilizer, and the first known possetion for illegal purposes was in Montville, New Jersey

It is illegal to use "SPECIAL K."

by dude April 14, 2003