Definitions by Dubiks

Washington 

A kickass state that has beautiful mountain ranges, open-minded people, and has some of the most lenient drug laws in the entire US.

(South Dakota)
Person#1: "Did you hear Andrew just moved to Washington. Lucky bastard."
Person#2: "Damn right he's lucky. I can't even have an ounce of marijuana without the fucking police busting through my front door."
Person#1: "Yeah, I wish I lived in Washington."
Person#2: "Me too."

Washington by Dubiks December 9, 2018

Anxiety 

You know that one asshole in your life who always tries to undermine everything you do. Imagine your mind constantly being that one asshole everywhere you go.

That's what Anxiety feels like.

Anxiety by Dubiks December 8, 2018

triple dog dare 

A way to get stupid people to do what ever you want.

Me: "I want you to go clean out my toilet after that massive shit I just took."
person: "No, I'm not doing that."
Me: "I triple dog dare you."
person: "Deal!"

triple dog dare by Dubiks December 7, 2018

vaping 

A good alternative to smoking cigarettes.

At least people are moving on from smoking cigarettes to vaping.

vaping by Dubiks December 7, 2018

iphone

The greatest mind control device ever.

Iphones have now taken over the world.

iphone by Dubiks December 7, 2018

ho ho ho 

Santa's orgasm

Santa yells "Ho Ho Ho" as he spreads his Christmas cheer.

ho ho ho by Dubiks December 7, 2018

mall santa 

The Santa at the mall who always has his 3 hos (dressed as elves) by his side.

After the mall closes and all the kids went to bed. The mall santa's elves got a chance to sit on his lap in which he yells "Ho Ho Ho" as he spreads his Christmas cheer.

mall santa by Dubiks December 7, 2018