Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Dubiks

dreams

What 95% of will never come true

Dreams most likely will never come true because life is a bitch like that

by Dubiks March 20, 2019

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virgin

A man who's dick has not gotten debaptized yet

My dick is still a holy christian therefore I'm still a virgin

by Dubiks January 11, 2019

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🧔🏻: So what made you decide to do porn

👱🏻 ♀️ : Well, I’m horny as fuck for one thing. When I was in high school, I was considered a huge slut!
🧔🏻: Really? I’m not surprised
👱🏻 ♀️: Yeah! I just loved deepthroating different guys, and I’d often find virgins so then they could experience how great sex is
🧔🏻: Alright, let’s do this
(Both people strip naked)

🍆✊🏻
😩🍆👄
🧔🏻: Dear god this feels good!
😩🍆👄
🧔🏻: Oh yeah! Suck this real nibba dick!
😫🍆💦💦😝
😋
😊
😎🍆🍑😁
👱🏻 ♀️: AHHH FUCK ME NIBBA! DRIVE YOUR HARD COCK STRAIGHT INTO MY PUSSY!
🧔🏻: Uhhh who’s your real nibba. Huh who’s smashing your pussy up?
👱🏻 ♀️: YOU NIBBA NOW FILL ME UP WITH YOUR HOT MANLY CUM!!!
😫🍆🍑💦💦😫
🧔🏻: Welp, I hope you got health insurance
👱🏻 ♀️: Oh don’t worry about it! I’ve already gotten preggers 8 times. I can just get an abortion.
🧔🏻: WAIT WHAT!
(The end of the emoji porn)

by Dubiks May 9, 2019

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trophy

A piece of plastic that many people fight over during competitions.

competitor#1: "I'm gonna kick your ass in the competition today."
competitor#2: "No you won't, that trophy is as good as mine and I won't let you stop me from getting it."
competitor#1: "Oh yeah!"
Me: "Guys, why are you fighting over a piece of plastic?"

by Dubiks November 22, 2018

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