Autism Speaks

A hate group disguised as a charity organization.

The people at Autism Speaks are committing hate crimes against the autistic community.

by Dubiks January 18, 2019

blow my brains out

What you say to a hooker when you want her to give you special treatment

Blow my brains out baby

by Dubiks February 08, 2019

Blowin it

The act of sucking someones dick

Damn that hooker is blowin it

by Dubiks December 25, 2018

🍁

What you have to use for weed because the emoji board doesn’t have the weed emoji. It looks like the ducking Canadian maple leaf but it’s just the only emoji that looks closest to a weed leaf.

Friend: Ayyyy what’s up man, what do u wanna go do?
Me: 🍁🍁🍁
Friend: What? U want to go to Canada???
Me: No I wanna fucking smoke and get high. The stupid emoji board doesn’t have a weed emoji

by Dubiks May 10, 2019

Barack Obama

A kickass president who deserved a third term.

I wish Barack Obama was our president again. :(

by Dubiks November 25, 2018

Easter

A time when a bunny shits out eggs for children to eat

*example of easter*
Mmmm... This chocolate shit is good!

by Dubiks December 24, 2018

unjust law

The only type of law that's made to be broken.

* example of unjust law in the 1950's*
"do-gooder": What are you doing? You know your not allowed to bring black people into your house. That's illegal.
Actual good person: Dude, people were throwing rocks at him, I had to get him inside.
"do-gooder": YOU REBEL!!! CRIMINAL SCUM LIKE YOURSELF NEED TO BE LOCKED AWAY IN PRISON!!!
Actual good person: Says the person who stones black people for fun.

by Dubiks November 30, 2018