by Dubiks December 07, 2018
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Enjoy!
🧔🏻: So what made you decide to do porn
👱🏻 ♀️ : Well, I’m horny as fuck for one thing. When I was in high school, I was considered a huge slut!
🧔🏻: Really? I’m not surprised
👱🏻 ♀️: Yeah! I just loved deepthroating different guys, and I’d often find virgins so then they could experience how great sex is
🧔🏻: Alright, let’s do this
(Both people strip naked)
Enjoy!
🧔🏻: So what made you decide to do porn
👱🏻 ♀️ : Well, I’m horny as fuck for one thing. When I was in high school, I was considered a huge slut!
🧔🏻: Really? I’m not surprised
👱🏻 ♀️: Yeah! I just loved deepthroating different guys, and I’d often find virgins so then they could experience how great sex is
🧔🏻: Alright, let’s do this
(Both people strip naked)
🍆✊🏻
😩🍆👄
🧔🏻: Dear god this feels good!
😩🍆👄
🧔🏻: Oh yeah! Suck this real nibba dick!
😫🍆💦💦😝
😋
😊
😎🍆🍑😁
👱🏻 ♀️: AHHH FUCK ME NIBBA! DRIVE YOUR HARD COCK STRAIGHT INTO MY PUSSY!
🧔🏻: Uhhh who’s your real nibba. Huh who’s smashing your pussy up?
👱🏻 ♀️: YOU NIBBA NOW FILL ME UP WITH YOUR HOT MANLY CUM!!!
😫🍆🍑💦💦😫
🧔🏻: Welp, I hope you got health insurance
👱🏻 ♀️: Oh don’t worry about it! I’ve already gotten preggers 8 times. I can just get an abortion.
🧔🏻: WAIT WHAT!
(The end of the emoji porn)
😩🍆👄
🧔🏻: Dear god this feels good!
😩🍆👄
🧔🏻: Oh yeah! Suck this real nibba dick!
😫🍆💦💦😝
😋
😊
😎🍆🍑😁
👱🏻 ♀️: AHHH FUCK ME NIBBA! DRIVE YOUR HARD COCK STRAIGHT INTO MY PUSSY!
🧔🏻: Uhhh who’s your real nibba. Huh who’s smashing your pussy up?
👱🏻 ♀️: YOU NIBBA NOW FILL ME UP WITH YOUR HOT MANLY CUM!!!
😫🍆🍑💦💦😫
🧔🏻: Welp, I hope you got health insurance
👱🏻 ♀️: Oh don’t worry about it! I’ve already gotten preggers 8 times. I can just get an abortion.
🧔🏻: WAIT WHAT!
(The end of the emoji porn)
by Dubiks May 09, 2019
mom: Why didn't you take the trash out you little shit.
Me: I was taking my friend to the fucking hospital.
Me: I was taking my friend to the fucking hospital.
by Dubiks January 14, 2019
The movie rating in which edgy 12-year-olds make a desperate attempt to get into or watch, even though they don't get half of the jokes in the movie.
brother: "You know, mom and dad said you aren't suppose to be watching rated R movies."
12-year-old: "Fuck mom and dad, I can watch whatever I want."
12-year-old: "Fuck mom and dad, I can watch whatever I want."
by Dubiks November 14, 2018
An email account, other than a person’s primary e-mail, that a person creates for posting controversial information so then employers, or anyone else, don’t find out about the stuff they post online
Person 1: dude why tf would you post that? You do know that employers trace that shit
Person 2: don’t worry I used my sacrificial e-mail account
Person 1: oh thank god
Person 2: don’t worry I used my sacrificial e-mail account
Person 1: oh thank god
by Dubiks June 01, 2019
What isn’t actually earned from talent and skill but by the amount respect and connections one has with his/her work force
by Dubiks May 27, 2019
hitman: you have two choices. Have your mother burn in an eternity of hell and have 1 million dollars, or keep your mother alive and miss out on the million dollars.
average person: I WANT THE MONEY!!!
Me: "Wtf, that person brought you into this world and you're just going to kill her over pieces of paper?"
average person: I WANT THE MONEY!!!
Me: "Wtf, that person brought you into this world and you're just going to kill her over pieces of paper?"
by Dubiks November 10, 2018