Definitions by Dubiks

Elves

A species of humanoid who are alive to serve Homo sapiens on Christmas. They are often overworked as they have to make all the toys for every single child for christmas

Elves are practically our slaves as they make us toys without them getting anything in return

Elves by Dubiks December 24, 2018

Slave Mentality 

A mental attitude that includes feelings of inferiority and a need to be controlled.

My bitch has a slave mentality for my cousins big ass dick

Slave Mentality by Dubiks December 23, 2018

Jingle balls 

A way to attract mrs. Clause to suck u off on the holidays 🍆🍆🍆

Mrs. Clause cheated on Santa for my jingle balls

Jingle balls by Dubiks December 23, 2018

I like your shoes 

The biggest indicator of whether or not a girl truly likes someone

A girl saying “I like your shoes” is the fastest way to fuck city

I like your shoes by Dubiks December 23, 2018

majaculating 

When your mom walks in on you masturbating while you’re about to come and end up cumming on her

friend: how was your day so far
Me: not that great, I ended up majaculating on my mom when she barged into room
friend: damn, that sucks

majaculating by Dubiks December 23, 2018

birthday month 

The month you were born in. This month often includes drinking and smoking til you pass out all while wearing your almighty birthday suit.

It's my birthday month again, time to put on my birthday suit.

birthday month by Dubiks December 22, 2018

birthday suit 

The suit you were wearing on your birthday

You were wearing your birthday suit on the date of your birth

birthday suit by Dubiks December 22, 2018