commercials

The reason why nobody watches TV anymore

Commercials ruined television

by Dubiks December 28, 2018

car

A man made rectangular box that farts out carbon dioxide in order to move

A car digests oil so then it could be digested into carbon dioxide in which it will then come out the gas pipe

by Dubiks January 16, 2019

Cabo

A place where 14 year olds can ask for alcoholic beverages without being asked to show their ID

(Cabo San Lucas)
14 year old: Can I have one strawberry daiquiri

bartender: Coming right up.

by Dubiks February 02, 2019

Donald Trump

An orange headed cunt who is poisoning the minds of young Americans into believing that Mexicans are the source of most of our problems when in reality they're doing much less harm than we are to each other.

Donald Trump decided to spend billions of dollars building a wall, instead of using that money on improving the education system and homeless situation. What a fucking idiot

by Dubiks January 30, 2019

I like your shoes

The biggest indicator of whether or not a girl truly likes someone

A girl saying “I like your shoes” is the fastest way to fuck city

by Dubiks December 23, 2018

money

What isn’t actually earned from talent and skill but by the amount respect and connections one has with his/her work force

Money is correlated with respect not skill.

by Dubiks May 26, 2019

Feudalism

By far the worst political structure throughout the history of mankind. Gives headway for powerful people to do evil and immoral acts without any consequences. Makes capitalism look humane

Thank god the feudalism days are over

by Dubiks February 12, 2019