Tom: Hey, that girl over there is looking real nice. Maybe I'll buy her a drink.
Eric: What? Don't you know she's under age?
Tom: Well maybe she's an Oklahoma Sugar Princess and I can have my way with her big black ass.
Eric: What? Don't you know she's under age?
Tom: Well maybe she's an Oklahoma Sugar Princess and I can have my way with her big black ass.
by Drpun May 20, 2009
A prank pulled on someone while they sleep. This prank involves taking a shit on the sleeping subjects head and it runs down like a mudslide.
Mark had fallen asleep at the party with his shoes on. Everyone around knew he was fair game for a Vietnamese Mudslide.
by Drpun May 25, 2009
When a man will only fuck the dirtiest, smelliest, rottenest, wretched pussy that you know or will ever know, and anybody else that you know will know. He can no longer get with a nice pussy because that no longer satisfies him. This pussy is usually found in the worst of living conditions.
Jerry found himself in the most decrepit part of town once again. He strolled the back alleys and the dirtiest bars looking for that one special smell he knew he had to have. His friends knew it before he did and he didn't want to admit it, he was changed forever. Jerry is now an Orlando Fish Finder.
by Drpun May 18, 2009
The Middle Eastern man went to the club but he made the fatal mistake of not bringing enough Saudi Arabian Party Hats.
by Drpun May 20, 2009
A man who no matter what woman he fucks, he gets her pregnant. His ball bag will always provide the gift of life.
Krystal: I may have made a mistake last night. I slept with that new Russian guy.
Karen: Are you out of your mind. He has a Tulsa gift bag.
Karen: Are you out of your mind. He has a Tulsa gift bag.
by Drpun May 19, 2009
When someone eats 3 cans of cream corn then takes a diarrhea dump on their partners asshole. After the dump is complete they slurp it back up with a McDonald's milkshake straw
So Robert had his girlfriend share a whiskey river cream corn experience with him last night and it ended badly.
by Drpun May 16, 2009
Tom: Oh man I finally balled that Eskimo chick Cikuq this morning.
Johnson: Shit man! Don't you know she's a North Alaskan Deadliest Snatch.
Tom: OH FUCK!
Johnson: Shit man! Don't you know she's a North Alaskan Deadliest Snatch.
Tom: OH FUCK!
by Drpun May 18, 2009