Drift_91's definitions

Stupid Money

When one is said to have stupid money, it means they have lots of money that they frequently spend either foolishly or impulsively on objects with little or no practical function.

For example paying far more for something because it contains a popular brand logo, when a higher quality product is available for a much lower price.

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Can also be used in a more extreme sense to refer to spending of money simply for the sake of spending it. Such as Bam Margera purchasing a new Hummer and intentionally crashing it hours later.

"You should get Beats headphones by Dre."
"Dude, I don't have stupid money like you do."

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Bam Margera buys a new house for his parents every year. That's just stupid money.

by Drift_91 August 7, 2011

pusher

1. A drug dealer or drug dealer's accomplice that approaches young teens and pressures them into taking free samples in order to get them addicted and coming back for more.

2. Anyone who tries to convince others to form a drug habit.

1. Hey, that man standing around the park just made John try some crack. Now he's gonna' by buying from him all the time.

2. Jake keeps telling me weed will solve all my problems. He's such a pusher.

by Drift_91 April 29, 2011

Paster

Short for paste eater, an insult directed towards one's intelligence. Refers to the habit of some less intelligent children to eat paste in preschool/kindergarten.

Some paster was making weird noises behind me on the bus.

by Drift_91 December 16, 2016

Assholes and Elbows

A phrase meaning hard work. Typically used by a supervisor to order their subordinates to work harder. Originated as a military slang.

"We're on a tight deadline here! All I want to see is assholes and elbows!"

by Drift_91 June 2, 2012

Porkscrew

The meatwad of a pig, closely resembling the shape of a "corkscrew".

Odo likes to take porkscrews in the ear. That's why she's so brain dead.

by Drift_91 August 1, 2010

TBD

Acronym for "totally balls deep".

So I was TBD in this cat right...

by Drift_91 September 9, 2012

Buttlickers

The word that got Peter Griffin into the spelling-bee because his 3rd grade teacher was impressed by the fact he spelt a 3 syllable word even though he didn't do his homework.

"Homework is for buttlickers"

by Drift_91 December 1, 2009