moth

A put-down about the appearance of a person

"You look like an absolute moth"

"Take off that shitty trucker cap, you look like a moth"

by Drew Christx November 12, 2004

smouch

A generalised term for a sloppy vagina

You could fit a dozen cocks in that pirate whore's smouch

by Drew Christx November 12, 2004

urban taipan

The toughest, most stealth lifeform in the world.
Any cool prank you've ever seen was inspired by urban taipan.

Nuffbag: Did you see that?
Debit: No.
Nuffbag and Debit: Urban Taipan!

by Drew Christx April 08, 2007

safima

An acronym for "stick a finger in my ass". The shortened and more subtle version of the Finch mating-call

You're so fit, SAFIMA!!!!!!

by drew christx May 04, 2005

Bavarian ring sting

The nasty feeling when you take a shit and it feels like you're dumping out a ball covered in razor blades. Common problem experienced by porch monkeys who've eaten an unripe watermellon

I was squatting down to give Vicary a big Cincinatti bowtie, but when the shit came out it felt like my arse was a moon cricket on the stake at a KKK gathering. Bavarian ring sting up the ying yang

by Drew Christx May 16, 2006

Fun tins

Slang for breasts.
See also Hooters, Dirty Pillows, Milk Makers, Cushions, Cans, Tits, Norks, White Pointers, Jugs

"Let's lube up those fun tins and get my member between them"

by Drew Christx November 20, 2004

Rat

The name for the penis

"Smoke my rat bitch"
"You're a rat-smoking homo"

by Drew Christx November 16, 2004