Drew Christx's definitions

porch plantation

A place that porch monkeys seem to congregate at. Good examples are pension offices, Centrelinks, pharmacies with their medical benfits card, bottle shops, KFC, fruit shops or anywhere with free shit or cars worth hotwiring or houses worth breaking into.

Walker: "Hey Jimmy, look at all those smabos over there!"
Jimmy: "Yeah well it is the watermelon festival and it's 2-4-1 40's day"
Walker: "Fuck, what a porch plantation. I bet Kernel Sanders wishes he was still alive. He'd make a killing out of all these wind chimes"

by Drew Christx January 23, 2007

smouch

A generalised term for a sloppy vagina

You could fit a dozen cocks in that pirate whore's smouch

by Drew Christx November 11, 2004

Bavarian ring sting

The nasty feeling when you take a shit and it feels like you're dumping out a ball covered in razor blades. Common problem experienced by porch monkeys who've eaten an unripe watermellon

I was squatting down to give Vicary a big Cincinatti bowtie, but when the shit came out it felt like my arse was a moon cricket on the stake at a KKK gathering. Bavarian ring sting up the ying yang

by Drew Christx May 25, 2006

Rat

The name for the penis

"Smoke my rat bitch"
"You're a rat-smoking homo"

by Drew Christx November 15, 2004

swede

A wog with a shitty riced up car like an Excel with a drift wing or a GX Imprezza with a WRX bonnet.

Look at that fuckin' swede with his STi shopping trolley. I bet he lives in Sydney

by drew christx May 4, 2005

45hzl

A cryptic version of for shizzle coming from a Qld Personalised Number Plate.

"Hey mate, wanna grab a beer and watch some porn?"
"forty-five h z l"

by Drew Christx November 19, 2004

crumb

One of the worst things you can call someone. One step above a moth.

That bouncer at Chalk is the biggest crumb.

by Drew Christx December 28, 2005