Dray’s Dictionary's definitions

Fallen angel

A person that used to be nice and became a bad person. Miley Cyrus is an example of a fallen angel.

Girl #1: My boyfriend loved me when we first met and took good care of me, but now he yells at me and starts fights five times daily!

Girl #2: Tell your boyfriend that he’s a fallen angel.

by Dray’s Dictionary March 3, 2021

Fire drill

A drill that is immune to any hot temperature no matter how extreme it is.

Do you need to drill something for construction when it’s super hot out? Use a fire drill!

by Dray’s Dictionary February 14, 2021

WOGGE

An acronym for ‘What on God’s green earth’ or ‘why on God’s green earth’

They made The Emoji Movie instead of The Popeye movie. WOGGE were they thinking?

by Dray’s Dictionary September 11, 2020

The Sh*tty Beatles

A horrendous rip-off The Beatles that was mentioned in Wayne’s World.

David: What is your favorite band?
Joe: I like The Sh*tty Beatles.
David: We ain’t friends anymore.

by Dray’s Dictionary April 2, 2020

Jerktonium

An element that makes people act like jerks.

Plankton our fed everyone in Bikini Bottom fruitcake with jerktonium to make everyone a jerk. Spongebob was however immune to it.

by Dray’s Dictionary June 25, 2021

Jesus of Suburbia

The son of rage and love

Billie Joe Armstrong: I’m the son of rage band love. The Jesus of Suburbia. The bible of none of the above on a steady diet of Soda Pop and Ritalin. No one ever died for my sins in hell as far as I can tell. At least the ones that I got away with.

by Dray’s Dictionary September 24, 2020

Justin Bieber Fan

The worst type of fan of all time!
1. They make death threats if you say you don’t like Justin Bieber.
2. They scream at the top of their lungs every time they hear a Justin Bieber song.
3. They harass Justin Bieber if they see him in a public place.
4. They are completely obsessed with Justin Bieber and never shut up about him.
5. They insult all old music and say it’s bad just because it’s old.
6. They are total perverts who think about having nasty fantasies with Justin Bieber.

Justin Bieber Fan: Have you heard Justin Bieber’s “Intentions” yet?
Someone else: I have but I don’t really like Justin Bieber.
Justin Bieber Fan: YOU DON’T LIKE JUSTIN BIEBER????? I WILL FIND YOU AND MURDER YOU WITH AN AXE!!!!

by Dray’s Dictionary June 28, 2020