39 definitions by Dray’s Dictionary

Person A: Do you want to play Superman 64 with me?

Person B: Absolutely not! Are you nuts? I hate it with a burning passion!

Me leaving my friend’s house: I feel like I forgot something.
Me: *Sees my phone is not in my bag*.
Me: I KNEW IT!!!

Friend: Ew! There’s a huge pile of turds in my backyard! I don’t understand, I don’t have a dog.

Me: Oh, that’s holy crap!

Person 1: How dare you destroy my car into pieces!
Person 2: Are you big mad?
Person 1: Big mad? No, I’m HUGE MAD!

Plankton our fed everyone in Bikini Bottom fruitcake with jerktonium to make everyone a jerk. Spongebob was however immune to it.

Billie Joe Armstrong: I’m the son of rage band love. The Jesus of Suburbia. The bible of none of the above on a steady diet of Soda Pop and Ritalin. No one ever died for my sins in hell as far as I can tell. At least the ones that I got away with.

I started the first frame of my bowling game with a DGB and I could already tell it was going to be a stinky game.