Drake Aldan's definitions

o rly

A phrase coined on the internet; mainly used to indicate sarcasm or acknowledgement of obviousness. Synonymous with a white snow owl.

"You know, Inspector Gadget sure has a lot of gadgets."
"O RLY?"

by Drake Aldan September 27, 2005

masticate

To chew, or to (literally) move the jaw up and down in a chewing motion.

It can easily be mistaken for masturbate. A very good word to play around with, it is; so much that I played around with a newspaper teacher's mind by using it in a piece of writing.

You're a masticator, aren't you?
Yes, you are, you bad, bad man.
You like to masticate meat.
Just admit it, yeah, yeah.

by Drake Aldan March 7, 2004

143

Means "I Love You."
One letter in I,
Four in Love,
and three in You.

Musiq made a song about it.

See sometimes words may get in the way
Of things that you really really mean to say
So I wanna out this time to make sure that how I really feel
Gets through to you
Cause listen
There aren’t many more ways and words that I can say
So I choose to tell you how I feel in a numerical way
Got so tired of trying to find the most complicated way
To say it to you so I simplified and broke it down
To 143 – and that means I love you

by Drake Aldan March 7, 2004

who's your daddy

Used as an insult to demonstrate authority, hence the "daddy" part. Most likely performed by the giving end after the recieving end is pwned/owned. Also used by Superfly, one of Joe Cartoon's characters.

Billy: Oh yeah! I just scored 15 3 pointers on your punk ass!
John: Dammit, man..
Billy: Who's your daddy?!

Superfly: Hey man, what's up?
Santa: What's up? Heh heh. What's up?
Superfly: You know who your daddy is? It's me, yeah! I'm your daddy! Do you know how come I'm your daddy? 'Cuz I did this to your momma! Yeah, YOUR momma! Call me Superfly! Your momma!

by Drake Aldan March 25, 2003

sarcasm

A tongue of which the user speaks of something the complete opposite of what the user means. It often has the best comedic value.

Ex. 1: "I'm okay. Don't mind the gaping wound and the sword protruding from my back. I'm fine. Feel like a million fucking bucks, dammit."

Ex. 2:
"Is your car stuck in the mud?"
"No, no, of course not. I'm only practicing how to spray mud using my tires.

Jackass."

by Drake Aldan April 6, 2004

chibi

A japanese word, used by anime fans meaning "small" or "mini". Also used to describe children.

Anime Fan: And meet my new friend, Chibi Anime Fan!
Baby: Waaaah!

by Drake Aldan March 9, 2003

Fugger

A derogatory term, a slang of "fucker", which is used when someone of authority which considers "fucker" inappropriate is around and the word "fucker" needs to be used.

Guy 1: Ha! I totally owned you yesterday!
Guy 2: You stupid son-of-a-bitch mother...
*teacher walks by*
Guy 2: Fugger!

by Drake Aldan March 9, 2003