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o rly

A phrase coined on the internet; mainly used to indicate sarcasm or acknowledgement of obviousness. Synonymous with a white snow owl.
"You know, Inspector Gadget sure has a lot of gadgets."
"O RLY?"
by Drake Aldan September 27, 2005
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who's your daddy

Used as an insult to demonstrate authority, hence the "daddy" part. Most likely performed by the giving end after the recieving end is pwned/owned. Also used by Superfly, one of Joe Cartoon's characters.
Billy: Oh yeah! I just scored 15 3 pointers on your punk ass!
John: Dammit, man..
Billy: Who's your daddy?!

Superfly: Hey man, what's up?
Santa: What's up? Heh heh. What's up?
Superfly: You know who your daddy is? It's me, yeah! I'm your daddy! Do you know how come I'm your daddy? 'Cuz I did this to your momma! Yeah, YOUR momma! Call me Superfly! Your momma!
by Drake Aldan March 25, 2003
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masticate

To chew, or to (literally) move the jaw up and down in a chewing motion.

It can easily be mistaken for masturbate. A very good word to play around with, it is; so much that I played around with a newspaper teacher's mind by using it in a piece of writing.
You're a masticator, aren't you?
Yes, you are, you bad, bad man.
You like to masticate meat.
Just admit it, yeah, yeah.
by Drake Aldan March 7, 2004
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shit a brick

A serious case of constipation;
an expression of shock.
Guy 1: Aw, jeez! I shouldn't have ate all that food... I'm shitting a brick here!

Guy 1: When you bid on that son-of-a-bitch, I almost shit a brick!
by Drake Aldan March 9, 2003
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you're winner

A phrase from the PC Truck-racing game, Big Rigs.

In Big Rigs, it is impossible to lose, and every time you win a screen comes up with the words "You're Winner!" on it.

It can be used to denote a situation where the person addressed with the phrase is getting screwed over somewhat. It can also be used when the person being addressed did something grand, or got something grand.
People at Life, The Universe, and Everything use "You're Winner!" sarcastically.

"My friend just died..."
"YOU'RE WINNER!"
by Drake Aldan March 7, 2004
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sarcasm

A tongue of which the user speaks of something the complete opposite of what the user means. It often has the best comedic value.
Ex. 1: "I'm okay. Don't mind the gaping wound and the sword protruding from my back. I'm fine. Feel like a million fucking bucks, dammit."

Ex. 2:
"Is your car stuck in the mud?"
"No, no, of course not. I'm only practicing how to spray mud using my tires.

Jackass."
by Drake Aldan April 6, 2004
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Fugger

A derogatory term, a slang of "fucker", which is used when someone of authority which considers "fucker" inappropriate is around and the word "fucker" needs to be used.
Guy 1: Ha! I totally owned you yesterday!
Guy 2: You stupid son-of-a-bitch mother...
*teacher walks by*
Guy 2: Fugger!
by Drake Aldan March 9, 2003
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