Definitions by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D.
faggot captain
The cheif or second in command of all faggots or gays in ones own domain or sphere of influence. Usually quite skilled at ass fucking and cock sucking. May also have the voice of a little girly boy.
faggot captain by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. November 6, 2006
crapola
I melted my entire 96 pack of Crayola crayons in a metal pot and it formed the ugly color known as crapola.
crapola by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 26, 2003
fairy master
fairy master by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 26, 2003
willing father
A small group of wierd guys that actually want a kid as opposed to being to forced to have one by a bitch.
John just didn't want to fuck but actually wanted the time and money wasting responsibility of having a smelly kid to raise.
willing father by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 26, 2003
Kix
A cereal that claims it is kid tested, and mother approved. It may very well be mother approved, but you will notice they only say it is kid tested, but not approved. Perhaps because it isn't! Any normal kid thinks it tastes like crap!
Little Jimmy passes up all the other sweet cereals for plain Kix..only because he is in a commmercial and being paid big money!
Kix by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 25, 2003
movementarians
Those who love to move to a new home every 6 months and then expect their friends to help them move every time using their vehicles.
Joe and Mary, who are movementarians, love to move every 6 months and then we must break our backs and use our cars. They can't even spring for a $80 moving truck. We break our backs and get the privilage to be their friends. Oh how ever would they get along without their friends.
movementarians by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 23, 2003
chuck norris
chuck norris by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 23, 2003