McDonalds

A restaurant with good tasting food, but unfortunatly prepeared by underpaid teenagers, or adult losers who don't care about anything so that they might add special McBodily fluid, or McGerm additions to your food.
Boy this Mcdonalds cheeseburger is good tasting, but I can't help but think I shouldn't be eating this since a greasy pimple faced kid made this. If only they would use McRobots instead.
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Masturbator

1.) a person who practices masturbation on a regular basis.
2.) One who regularlly excites one's own or another's genital organs, usually to orgasm, by manual contact or means other than sexual intercourse.
Uncle Fucker, the masturbator from Decatur, masturbates every day when he sees Kelly Ripa on TV.
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ebay

An place where you pay money to list the crap you want to sell and no one will buy it.
I just spent $20 listing my crap on ebay and I sold not one thing. At least with a newspaper I can actually find my listing where someone might see it!
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Ashton Kutcher

A young hot guy that loves the old hot ladies who are close to his moms age.
Ashton Kutcher could have had Britney Spears but he went for Demi Moore instead.
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movementarians

Those who love to move to a new home every 6 months and then expect their friends to help them move every time using their vehicles.
Joe and Mary, who are movementarians, love to move every 6 months and then we must break our backs and use our cars. They can't even spring for a $80 moving truck. We break our backs and get the privilage to be their friends. Oh how ever would they get along without their friends.
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faggot captain

The cheif or second in command of all faggots or gays in ones own domain or sphere of influence. Usually quite skilled at ass fucking and cock sucking. May also have the voice of a little girly boy.
Percy Jetter was a dainty little faggot captain who enjoyed ruling over his queer peers.
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Smuckers Fuckers

A couple of fuckers who use Smuckers brand jelly as lube in their sex acts.
Yo, sugar pop lube my dick up with the Smuckers so we can get it on.
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