Dr. Simulacra's definitions
by Dr. Simulacra October 17, 2013
Get the dirty kerouacmug. when a Mall Santa picks up and places an innocent child on his lap close enough to "the zone" to grow a chubby.
You can never be too sure when your unsuspecting child might be participating in a dirty santa claus. Stay away from Malls in December!
by Dr. Simulacra December 13, 2013
Get the dirty santa clausmug. usually comes after eating a 3rd jar of Gerber's green bean mushroom puree mixed with banana pudding and is barely audible even to the person responsible for it but it leaves the room in which it happens smelling like death itself has died...
OH man, what is that? Rotten horse meat covered with maggots or dead fish decaying in the sun?
It's probably just another baby fart slipped out when no one was watching.
It's probably just another baby fart slipped out when no one was watching.
by Dr. Simulacra November 14, 2013
Get the baby fartmug. when a dude shits in a girls snatch and then turns all melancholy about how absurdly incomprehensible the existence of God is...
by Dr. Simulacra October 14, 2013
Get the dirty kierkegaardmug. when a guy walks out of a public restroom with the paper toilet seat cover hanging from the back of his pants
Yo Lenny must have been wasted after the Atomic Buds concert because he came home wearing a dirty basquiat!
by Dr. Simulacra December 13, 2013
Get the dirty basquiatmug. a sock to pop-off into during beat time to save money on tissue paper in these harsh economic conditions...
I was in the middle of my own private rodeo when I felt the urge to explode coming on so I grabbed my jack-it jacket just in time.
by Dr. Simulacra October 9, 2013
Get the jack-it jacketmug. when a guy is so drunk that he passes out while fucking some skank and then wakes up the next morning with a dildo in his ass
Did you hear about James? He brought some chick home from a bar and ended up with a dirty bukowski...
by Dr. Simulacra October 15, 2013
Get the dirty bukowskimug.