dirty burroughs

same as a dirty ginsberg except he does it to a stuffed teddy bear

I walked in on my Dad in the middle of a dirty burroughs and have been emotionally scarred for life.

by Dr. Simulacra October 17, 2013

baby fart

usually comes after eating a 3rd jar of Gerber's green bean mushroom puree mixed with banana pudding and is barely audible even to the person responsible for it but it leaves the room in which it happens smelling like death itself has died...

OH man, what is that? Rotten horse meat covered with maggots or dead fish decaying in the sun?
It's probably just another baby fart slipped out when no one was watching.

by Dr. Simulacra November 14, 2013

theory of everything

Theory of Everything (ToE) is the point in quantum theory Level 4 where the entire data set of everything ever known to exist is resolved in a simple equation: Life = Zero or One (depending on the size of your shaft)

I was bummed out when I my wife died, but then I read about Theory of Everything in hustler magazine.

by Dr. Simulacra October 14, 2013

dirty basquiat

when a guy walks out of a public restroom with the paper toilet seat cover hanging from the back of his pants

Yo Lenny must have been wasted after the Atomic Buds concert because he came home wearing a dirty basquiat!

by Dr. Simulacra December 13, 2013

dirty twerk

when a girl in a short skirt is twerking a guy and intentionally sharts on the guy's junkhood...

yo man, I was at the Boneyard last night and some girl left a dirty twerk on my junk.

by Dr. Simulacra October 23, 2013

dirty gravy

traditional turkey gravy that has been tweaked with a squirt of man juice and served special to annoying fathead in-laws at Thanks Giving dinner...

I couldn't resist making a special saucer of dirty gravy for the old lady's parents at Thanks Giving. I'll probably do it again for Christmas. Happy Holidays.

by Dr. Simulacra November 28, 2013

dirty santa claus

when a Mall Santa picks up and places an innocent child on his lap close enough to "the zone" to grow a chubby.

You can never be too sure when your unsuspecting child might be participating in a dirty santa claus. Stay away from Malls in December!

by Dr. Simulacra December 13, 2013