Definitions by Dr. Simulacra

dirty burroughs 

same as a dirty ginsberg except he does it to a stuffed teddy bear

I walked in on my Dad in the middle of a dirty burroughs and have been emotionally scarred for life.

dirty burroughs by Dr. Simulacra October 17, 2013

dirty mandy

any girl who shits in a swimming pool or hot tub and blames it on the guy she is with

I left the party after my GF pulled a dirty mandy on me. Nasty bitch!

dirty mandy by Dr. Simulacra October 16, 2013

beeter 

is the yeeter's best friend and sidekick

every yeeter has a beeter like peanut butter and jelly

beeter by Dr. Simulacra October 15, 2013

ejacalit

the way Larry David imagines black people say the word "ejaculate" in the tv series Curb Your Enthusiasm

someone sat down in a puddle of my ejacalit after I watched the new Carmen Electra pilates video

ejacalit by Dr. Simulacra October 15, 2013

dirty camus 

when a guy fucks his mom while his father fucks his sister...

Francois told me about the time he went dirty camus and his whole family joined in...

dirty camus by Dr. Simulacra October 15, 2013

dirty bukowski 

when a guy is so drunk that he passes out while fucking some skank and then wakes up the next morning with a dildo in his ass

Did you hear about James? He brought some chick home from a bar and ended up with a dirty bukowski...

dirty bukowski by Dr. Simulacra October 15, 2013

theory of everything 

Theory of Everything (ToE) is the point in quantum theory Level 4 where the entire data set of everything ever known to exist is resolved in a simple equation: Life = Zero or One (depending on the size of your shaft)

I was bummed out when I my wife died, but then I read about Theory of Everything in hustler magazine.

theory of everything by Dr. Simulacra October 14, 2013