25 definitions by Dr. Simulacra

8
when a guy likes to eat his girl's snatch out during her period...
Did you hear about Jimmy's dirty dracula? That boy is messed up for da pussy.
by Dr. Simulacra October 23, 2013
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9
when a guy fucks himself in the ass...
After I divorced Gina, I figured out how to dirty einstein and voila!
by Dr. Simulacra November 07, 2013
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10
when you spunk on a guy's back and then writer your initials in the puddle of goo with the tip of your johnson
No I've never heard of anyone getting a dirty ginsberg but I imagine it is possible...
by Dr. Simulacra October 17, 2013
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11
traditional turkey gravy that has been tweaked with a squirt of man juice and served special to annoying fathead in-laws at Thanks Giving dinner...
I couldn't resist making a special saucer of dirty gravy for the old lady's parents at Thanks Giving. I'll probably do it again for Christmas. Happy Holidays.
by Dr. Simulacra November 28, 2013
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12
when a guy shows up a party wasted and dressed like Zoolander and ends up singing Purple Rain while pissing in the dog's water dish...
Gerry is the only guy I know who can pull off a dirty jon voight and still remain popular with the ladies.
by Dr. Simulacra November 07, 2013
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13
same as a dirty ginsberg except he does it to a girl
Jill let me give her a dirty kerouac and I knew she was the one.
by Dr. Simulacra October 17, 2013
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14
when a dude shits in a girls snatch and then turns all melancholy about how absurdly incomprehensible the existence of God is...
I had to laugh after my dirty kierkegaard, though it was bittersweet.
by Dr. Simulacra October 14, 2013
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