25 definitions by Dr. Simulacra
by Dr. Simulacra October 23, 2013
by Dr. Simulacra November 07, 2013
when you spunk on a guy's back and then writer your initials in the puddle of goo with the tip of your johnson
by Dr. Simulacra October 17, 2013
traditional turkey gravy that has been tweaked with a squirt of man juice and served special to annoying fathead in-laws at Thanks Giving dinner...
I couldn't resist making a special saucer of dirty gravy for the old lady's parents at Thanks Giving. I'll probably do it again for Christmas. Happy Holidays.
by Dr. Simulacra November 28, 2013
when a guy shows up a party wasted and dressed like Zoolander and ends up singing Purple Rain while pissing in the dog's water dish...
Gerry is the only guy I know who can pull off a dirty jon voight and still remain popular with the ladies.
by Dr. Simulacra November 07, 2013
by Dr. Simulacra October 17, 2013
when a dude shits in a girls snatch and then turns all melancholy about how absurdly incomprehensible the existence of God is...
by Dr. Simulacra October 14, 2013

