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Definitions by Dr. P.J. Conlike

Old Mossy Face 

a slang, potentially endearing term for the pudendal region of a woman.
Upon retiring to their room after a romantic dinner, Paul suggested to his wife that he bury his tongue in Old Mossy Face for while. She agreed and was enamoured both with his charm and oral dexterity.

tweetosphere 

the intangible dimension of cyberspace in which information is indiscriminately exchanged via microblogging 140 character or less "tweets".
I was chillin' in the tweetosphere last night when I got a tweet from my buddy telling me that he found a wheat penny on the sidewalk. I tweeted him back and told him how lucky he was!

bitches be trippin' 

used primarily by heterosexual males to justify the irrational behaviors of women.
Paul: I can't understand why my girlfriend cried just because I forgot our nine week anniversary.

Jason: Don't worry about it, dude. What can you do? Bitches be trippin'!

banging a clown 

the act of doing little to nothing other than relaxing. originated as a spoof of the Counting Crows song, "Hangingaround".
Paul: What are you up to?
Jason: Not much too fucking much, just banging a clown.

barackstar 

\ba-'rock-star\ n. (2008) : an enthusiastic supporter of Democratic party phenom, Barack Obama.
I don't know what I'm gonna do if Obama doesn't win the election. I'm a barackstar for life!
barackstar by Dr. P.J. Conlike December 9, 2008

barackstar 

\ba-'rock-star\ n. (2008): a particularly enthusiastic supporter of Democratic party phenom, Barack Obama.
I might lose my mind if Barack Obama doesn't win the election. I'm a barackstar for life!
barackstar by Dr. P.J. Conlike February 23, 2008

bitches be trippin

a generalization used primarily by heterosexual males to justify the (apparent) irrational behaviors of women.
Paul: My girl flipped her shit last night when I forgot about some eight month anniversary bullshit!
Jason: That fucking sucks! Well, what else do ya expect? Bitches be trippin.