Definitions by Dr. Mung

Van Halen 

A sexual act in which a man is treated like an electric guitar, his face being the neck of the guitar, and his genitals being the strumming area. Alternatively, a woman could receive a Van Halen in the reverse position, her face being strummed and her netherparts being fingered.

Did you get a Van Halen last night?
Yeah, man. She wailed on me like a Fender.

Van Halen by Dr. Mung May 9, 2004

clitfor

n. a woman not in touch with her sexuality

Mary, you're such a clitfor.
What's a clitfor?
Exactly.

clitfor by Dr. Mung April 8, 2004

rusty trombone 

n. The main activity of a rusty trombone party.

Sure your band has a trombone player, but does it have a rusty trombone player?

rusty trombone by Dr. Mung March 31, 2004

rusty trombone party 

n. A male-only party where the guests show up pants-less and give each other rusty trombones til they all pass out.

Dude, are you going to Steve's rusty trombone party next thursday??

rusty trombone party by Dr. Mung March 30, 2004

penis party 

n. A party hosted by a woman, where all the guests are male. The men wear all black except for crotch-less pants. They dress their erect penises in miniature tuxedos and everybody has a grand old time.

Mary's been really depressed lately. We should throw her a penis party!

penis party by Dr. Mung March 30, 2004

mungbuddy 

n. A friend who will help you mung by stomping on the dead pregnant woman's stomach so you can suck the mung that spews from her vagina.

This sucks! All my mungbuddies are out of town!

mungbuddy by Dr. Mung March 30, 2004

george clooney 

American actor whose picture is used exclusively to plooney.

I need a new picture of George Clooney to plooney with.

george clooney by Dr. Mung March 27, 2004