Definitions by Dr. Johnson
Mexican Facial
A challenging drink made from a spoonful of Mayonnaise dropped into a shot glass of Tequila.
Often the person trying to drink it spits out the concoction onto the face of the person sitting in front of them. (Hence the name)
Often the person trying to drink it spits out the concoction onto the face of the person sitting in front of them. (Hence the name)
Mexican Facial by Dr. Johnson October 14, 2008
techno-hamster
A person who is adorable, energetic and very enthusiastic about all things technical, especially the Internets but is totally clueless about how any of it works.
Their success is generally obtained accidentally, largely because they cuddle up to a real acheiver.
It should be noted that techno-hamsters have a tendency to get in over their heads, "falling into a heating vent" as it were.
Their success is generally obtained accidentally, largely because they cuddle up to a real acheiver.
It should be noted that techno-hamsters have a tendency to get in over their heads, "falling into a heating vent" as it were.
"That Hooman is such a techno-hamster, he's number one on YouTube today because the video he posted and thought was funny, instead enraged the mob, getting him there anyway."
techno-hamster by Dr. Johnson January 16, 2008
zamboni
zamboni by Dr. Johnson April 5, 2005
rock the boat
Inserting your finger into your partner's anus and gently adding additional rhythm while you're going down on them.
rock the boat by Dr. Johnson February 25, 2005
nathans
Charming and intermittently gregarious but bipolar binge drinkers with a dash of recluse and some misanthrope for seasoning.
The change in him was so pronounced that she surmised he must be one of those nathans she'd been warned about.
nathans by Dr. Johnson December 17, 2004
Lysergia
Upon my last visit to Lysergia, I couldn't wait to leave. Her landscape had become barren; her people were suspicious and fearful.
Lysergia by Dr. Johnson May 6, 2004