rhlevh

rocks hard like early van halen

That dude on Dallas totally rhlevh.

by Dr. Johnson December 16, 2004

churn (or) churning butter

Hand job complete with release. Either self inflicted or performed for you by a willing dairymaid.

After seeing her spread in Playboy, I spent the night churning butter.

by Dr. Johnson January 12, 2004

nathans

Charming and intermittently gregarious but bipolar binge drinkers with a dash of recluse and some misanthrope for seasoning.

The change in him was so pronounced that she surmised he must be one of those nathans she'd been warned about.

by Dr. Johnson December 17, 2004

HYGL

Acronym for Hope You Get Laid

A fond wish you give to someone as you're saying goodbye.

Enjoy your vacation in Costa Rica, HYGL!!

Going to that new singles club? HYGL!!

So tonight's your 30th wedding anniversary? HYGL!!

by Dr. Johnson July 25, 2014

rock the boat

Inserting your finger into your partner's anus and gently adding additional rhythm while you're going down on them.

She really gets off when I rock the boat just a bit.

by Dr. Johnson February 25, 2005

e.quaintance

A person you have befriended via electronic communications, most commonly email but can include MMORPGs, MPOGs, Web Blogs, mail lists or Instant Message systems.

I got this cool link from an e.quaintence I know from Fark.com

by Dr. Johnson January 12, 2004

DTAP

acronym: Dewy Tip (of an) Aroused Penis.

1) Something that is excited and ready.

2) To be over excited about something.

3) To show much more enthusiasm about something than would normally be expected.

Kevin was a total DTAP as he waited in line for the new iPhone to go on sale.

The DTAPs were all in the front row screaming as Katie Perry came on stage.

Dude, don't be such a DTAP - it's just Justin Beiber, wait 15 minutes and he'll be gone.

by Dr. Johnson October 19, 2010